Well one walking down the stairs (why he needed a stunt double for that I do not know) had a goatee and was about 15 years younger!
Also the initial kung-fu moment saw 'Seagal' with a bad wig and just some legs flailing...
but the comedy greats...
The choice lines 'you walk like a blackman but breath like a killer'
The fact they did some poor ad-libbing, the driving miss daisy scene, Steven, you aren't funny man
The fact Steven was getting busy with his wife, she was all skimpy in lingerie...Steven was wearing a t-shirt and a hoody zipped up...way to get sexy!
The blue screen when they were running to the helicopter!! OH MY GOD!!
The tumbleweed when they picked up the cars soon after
What was the obsession with the blonde girl, the wheelchair bound all american cutey? 'Shes gonna be ok?' Hello, was she pinacle to the plot?
The fact some scenes were repeated, I saw that prison bus pull up looking the same each time, and the pan on the hallway and the yard...seems they really must do the same thing everyday...in excatly the same position!!
However this was much better than the other seagal movie I watched; Mercenary for Jusitice and had a Bros member in it..that was poor poor poor!!
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