The funniest thing about this movie is when Seagal is in prison. All the cons have on prison issued blue shirts. Seagal is the only one with a jacket on.
Unbelievable. Also even in bed with his girlfriend he is wearing a jacket. Those long leather jackets seem so out of place.
Also I wish just one time Seagal would raise his voice and speak in a different pitch once in a while instead of his uvaried monotone.
how bout his nappy ass unkempt hair. in the back it sticking straight out like an arrow. he should get a stylist or something. He's a complete disaster. his face looks like oatmeal. all greasy and cratered. he's all fat too. what a *beep* mess.
shareBet you he doesnt care about his look, hes raking in a fortune from his bad movies.
shareSince you find the sight of him so awful, why the hell do look at him then? His real fans (I'm the biggest) could not give a hoot about petty stuff like that. I'd much rather watch Seagal than anyone else you could name. Everything about him is endearing, he'll always be a beautiful man to me and my friends, because he's special,he'll always be Special. You hear that? Just let him be, right!!
shareYeah I thought the canadian tux was pretty funny. Everyone is in a uniform and he wears what he wants. Also I loved how every time jade woke up he was just sitting stright up looking forward at the wall. I love how once he go into prision he started to talk jive. Ha what an awfully good movie.
shareBecause he's too fat now. He's probably afraid of showing his belly now. God, I could go for a thinner Seagal in the types of action movies he made in the 80s and 90s (not counting those social awareness movies or whatever they're called). I could care less if Seagal is 55 years old. He could lose 30 pounds or so if he wanted to. Please Seagal, for the sake of your fans, make a movie like your 90s movies and please go to the gym. I just saw Out For Justice for the first time on DVD (I saw it once on television) and that's an awesome movie. Why can't Seagal make movies like that instead of the $hit he's come out with the past 5 years? All I'm asking is for him to be at least as thin as he was in Exit Wounds-because that's the last movie I saw Seagal in decent shape in-AND to make a decent movie like his 80s or 90s movies. What is so hard about this? But I'm starting to give up hope. Steve just doesn't give a $hit anymore.
sharehe has to cover his gut. he does these low-budget straight to dvd movies so he can buy more tacos. fat sow.
shareYou are a nasty piece of work, aren't you? What is it? you wrote Steven a hot love letter and got rejected or something? You sem to have a real grudge against this man. Every word in your comment is full of pure vile. Meanwhile Steven is busy living a very productive, useful, worthwhile life, blissfully un-aware of the existence of a little dirtbag, foul, nobody like you, so why bother? Find yourself something useful to do with your time. I bet you're one of these lay-a-bouts, who sits around doing nothing all day long, picking at every orifice while thinking of a way to make a nuisance of yourself to normal people. You need to get lost and stay lost.
shareYeah, I've noticed in EVERY DTV he's been in (I've only seen part of this one) he wears long coats. I have seen pictures or trailers of the others, though.
BTW, in a few of his earlier movies, he did speak in something other than his "monotone" voice now and then.
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yeah, It really is painful to watch his movies these days. I used to love his actual movies.
sharehilarious. i love how everyone just kind of ignored lola-hamilton's posts. this thread had me cracking up! it details all the ridiculous things i concentrated on most in the movie--the weird fuzzy mullet, the incomprehensible voice, and most of all, those coats!
shareThis truly is LOL funny. Wow, I never thought I could be entertined by reading movie reviews. So much so that its all the more hilarious if you've actually been able to stomach watching this and his many "bad" films. I hereby empower myself on behalf of Steven Seagal fans to officially strip Seagal of his "badass" status. Ignoring hamilton's post: Funny, Seagal wearing the jacket in prison: Wow, comedy, the voiceovers: Wtf? The hair: comedy. Reading these reviews and blogs: Priceless.
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