This is the only reality show I have ever watched devotedly. I watch it mostly to see what lines I can pull out of it. Here are some good one you should bust out to some of your friends.
Whitney: "I'm not doin'this with him, todaay!"
Whitney: "Hell to the naw!"
Whitney: "Damn! Damn! Damn! Why can't I be like a real person? Praise God."
Bobby: "Now I ain't drunk, whatchu talkin' bout my kids fo'"
Help me out here. What are your favorite quotes?
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"They work. They work for me." (Bobby and Whitney dancing with their sunglasses on in the store)
shareThese quotes were hilarious!
Whitney: I'm 'bout to drop it on the one. A boatload.
Whitney: The forest is over!
Whitney: Bobby!
Whitney singing the Blackeyed Peas song.
Whitney: I'm not doing this with him today-ay-ay.
Bobby: Do you want me to bust yo a--?
Actually most of these quotes came from Whitney herself.
I like:
Hell to the no!(Whitney)
Shut up! Just Shut up! Shut up! (The Black Eye Peas song) (Whitney)
Shoe. Stop following me shoe! (Bobby)
Guy at the Bar: I don't know who Bobby Brown is.
Crackhead: You don't listen to a lot of music, do you?
Guy: Not enough to know who, no.
C: I did "Roni", "Creepin' Around", "Rock Wit You"
(pause)
C: You don't know me, huh? I married Whitney Houston.
Guy: Oh (shakes Bobby's hand) I wanna shake your hand.
C: Now you know me huh? Ain't dat about a bitch.....
I know I didn't get the exact dialogue, but I was crackin my ASS off!!! Bobby is soooo jealous of Whitney!!
Bobby gets mad love too though. New Edition was poppin back in the day. I seen them when I was like 11-12. Why you think the show is about HIM?
I liked when they were singing that Born to be wild. That was so funny. They are cute together. And the part when Bobby was dancing like a gay guy. I would love to be in this family. You can tell they are a close family that spends alot of time together.
*crickets*
shareIt's really so hard to narrow it down. These come to mind:
Bobby: "Mr. Lahma! Mr. Lahma!" (Bobby trying to get The Dahli Lahma's attention)
Bobby's brother (I think) in the grocery store, showing Bobby the selection: something like...'Here we have a vintage 1998, Bobby.'...no reaction from Bobby...'Then there's a 2003 cabernet Bobby'...nothing...'Boone's Farm Strawberry Fields' Bobby: "That's it!"
Bobby reminiscing with Whitney, while she's getting her makeup done, about getting a "big doody" out of her butt. Her reaction (after a bit of embarrassment): "That's love! That's love! That's BLACK LOVE!"
"Court Day is Daddy Day. I got a lot of Daddy Days."
shareBobby: "Can I impregnate you tonight?"
Whitney: "Bobby, you been impregnating me all week."
Pops: "Stop fartin' in here."U eatin' all them damn beans."(knowin thats him fartin)
Bobby Jr: "Nah uh thats you grandpa."(leavin the tent)
That sh!t cracked me up.
Lady: "You want to come to the motel."
Bobby: "My wife does that,don't worry."
Whitney: singin the song shut up (and Bobby dancing so stiff)
That sh!t was funny as hell too!
I have a whole bunch but I just can't think of them.
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" I've been in jail before, that's american"
" Kiss My Ass"
Hell to the no
shareMy 'gina got an itch. Go get mommy her cream.
What cream?
My snatch cream, glory be! Momma itchin like crazy. Bobby!!!!!
If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line. . even if it's from another show.
yup "hell to the naw".
first time i have ever heard, started using it in small doses after-wards, but then heard others use it too.
Weekends are when I clean out my belly button - Barry on American Dad!
lol, she was really funny on that show. i remember one time she told her dog to get "its ass back inside the house"
Don't be calling me no bitch! If I'm a bitch, then your mama is a bitch, BITCH!