Favourite Smoker put downs

^^^this lol. I also love the strangers one.




i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*

Here's a story that happened to me. I was sitting out front of a fish and chips shop with a couple of friends, i was about 15 at the time (I started smoking young). So i decided to spark up. Midway through the smoke, this guy is jogging by. He takes one look at me, takes his headphones out of his ears and approach me. This is the how the conversation went:

Jogger: Hey Kid, you're pretty young. You know smokings bad for you right?

Me: Well, my Grandfather lived to be 104 years old.

Jogger: Was he a smoker?

Me: Nah, but he use to mind his own f#$%ing business

Others i've enjoyed:
Do-Gooder: You'll die young if you keep smoking
Me: And you'll die sad and alone if you keep preaching like a douchebag

Do-gooder: You know second hand smoke is damaging right?
Me: Then maybe you should stand somewhere else

Do-gooder: You'll die if you keep smoking
Me: And you'll die if you eat right and exercise

Do-gooder: Smoking kills (x percentage of smokers)
Me: That's ok, i'm in the remaining percentage who are Highlanders

"I would give my life to be dead" Francesco Dellamorte

Well, never though of that. But the point remains, smoking in a crowded place is pretty much equivalent of drinking yourself stupid and then throwing up on everybody.

Guess I'll answer that in George W. Bush style:

"If you let smokers decide where you can or cannot go - terrorists win!"

I don't mind people that smoke, alot of my friends smoke and I used to myself (I only gave it up because I couldn't afford it when I was younger) so I never preach to others about smoking. What gets me though is when smokers decide to smoke in a fully crowded restaurant or in a place where other people have no choice but to inhale the second hand smoke. Both sides have made choices, 1 to smoke, the other not to but if 1 person smokes then everyone else does as well and there choice is being removed when all it takes is the smoker to go outside, like I used to and my friends do.

In restaraunts is the worst though because those that smoke ruin everyone else's meal while they smoke waiting for their own. Then when they get their own meal they enjoy it smoke free because they obviously don't smoke whilst eating. I never smoked in restaurants but there was a time when someone was chain smoking until their own meal was served and ignored people's (polite and reasonable) requests to go outside (this was before the smoking ban in Ireland/UK) and just laughed at them. So when his meal came out my friends and I moved to the table beside his and all started smoking and blew it in his direction throughout his whole meal.

As I said though, it is someone's own choice to smoke but some are very quick to neglect other people's choices to not smoke and that annoys me.

Darn it do I went a cigarette now?!!

Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.