'Why are tits relevant?'
We're told that the reporter who Nick is going to meet has 'amazing tits', indeed they are 'world class tits'. So we're ready to be amazed by a pair of spectacular gazongas. Then we see Katie Holmes. To be more precise, we see Katie Holmes displaying such endowments as she possesses as prominently as might a sister of the Order of Cistercians of the Strict Observance. If that's what we're going to get, why script all the tit stuff? Someone boobed.
"I beseech ye in the bowels of Christ, think that ye may be mistaken."