'Why are tits relevant?'


We're told that the reporter who Nick is going to meet has 'amazing tits', indeed they are 'world class tits'. So we're ready to be amazed by a pair of spectacular gazongas. Then we see Katie Holmes. To be more precise, we see Katie Holmes displaying such endowments as she possesses as prominently as might a sister of the Order of Cistercians of the Strict Observance. If that's what we're going to get, why script all the tit stuff? Someone boobed.

"I beseech ye in the bowels of Christ, think that ye may be mistaken."

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I blame Tom Cruise.


I`m sorry for my lack of manners, but I`m not used to escorting men.

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I was thinking that while watching the movie. Katie is by no means flat-chested (she's 32B), but they were talking about someone who was at least a C cup.

In the Trivia section, it says that all the main actors were the first choices for their roles.

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You can only hope for her tits from Batman Begins but alas, nothing

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It's a movie about cigarettes that doesn't show anyone smoking, and barely features visuals of cigarettes at all.

It's a movie that talks about 'skull and crossbones' enough to give every freemason an orgasm, and yet doesn't show an ACTUAL SKULL at all, but some 'weirdly deformed face' instead.

What do you expect would happen with tits? This movie just TEASES you by talking about things it never has the balls to show.

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