THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
PART 1:THE FIRST AND STILL THE BEST OF THE SERIES AND THE ORIGINATER OF ALL SLASHER FRANCHISE MOVIES! LIKE MAD MAX WITH CHAINSAWS INSTEAD OF CARS! A RELENTLESS JUGERNAUT OF MOVIE THAT DOES NOT RELENT AND GOES OUT WITH THE UNENDING ROAR OF A KILLER CHAINSAW! FUNNY IN BITS! THE FAMILY IS HORRIFIC, HYSTERIC AND MANIC ALL IN ONE! NO BLOOD LIKE HALLOWEEN DIDN'T NEED IT! LOVE IT FROM THE POSTER, FROM THE TRAILER, TO THE TEASERS, TO THE MOVIE ITSELF!

PART 2: Part 2 is a bit of a mess, a bit of a bloody mess with heavy cuts and no clear ending and no full edit! But its still a entertaining movie, its still unnerving, its noisy, its funny, its horrific! Its not on a par with the first, but its still a hell of a good film!

PART 3 IS MORE CUT THAN A SELF HARMER USING FREDDY KRUEGERS GLOVE! THERE WILL NEVER BE A FULL EDIT TO THIS! THIS IS NMOES 5, HALLOWEEN 5/6, FT13TH 7! ITS CUT AND CUT BEYOND ANY STYLE OUR SUBSTANCE!

Part 4 is just ok, its not a horror! I think it trys more to be twin peaks with humour than a kick arse sequal! Its not funny, its not titilating! I dont care that it has 2 terrible actors who got big in bubble gum romance movies in Zellwegger & Machonahey! I dont hate the film, I nothing the movie!

Part 5 More than on a par with Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1, its the only Micheal Bay franchises I like! R Lee Emery is always fun to watch! The girls especially Jessica are sexy as *beep*, even the one who blows her *beep* head off! Its fast paced, the pace never relents! I love this film, I think its the best horror movie remake ever! Again no thats John Carpenters The Thing, love it!

Part 6 Your so dead you dont even know it!! Another highly enjoyable film! R Lee Emery is as usual entertaining! You know how things happen, it may of been a unnecasery prequal because we know whats what! But its enjoyable, really enjoyable! Fast paced, great kills! A great entry wipes out the memmorys of 2,3&4! Classic!

Part 7 Theres no real bad Texas Chainsaw sequals, even part 2,3 & 4 arnt that bad! But I dont believe its the natural sequal to the original! Its a great 3D horror fest and I look forward to a sequal! I just wish they'd continued the story of the R Lee Emery family, but they forget it, which is a shame!

MY RATINGS
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 10/10
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 7/10
LEATHERFACE THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III 5/10
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE IV THE NEXT GENERATION 5/10
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE REMAKE 10/10
THE BEGINNING THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 10/10
TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D 7/10