1. There are 6000 to 7000 soldiers defending the Hot Gates (including 300) 2. Xerxes was neither bald, clean shaved nor did he wear only an underwear. 3. Also Xerxes was not pierced. 4. ...
4. Persians weren't evil. Just imperialistic invaders. 5. Greeks didn't use phalanx or testudo like formations at that time. Also, heavy infantry wasn't the only Greek, not even the only unit from Sparta that fought at Thermopylae. 6. Thermopylae, including the place where Greeks made their stand, wasn't a passage between two mountains, but the passage between the mountains and the sea. Also, it wasn't a deserted wasteland but a well known hot spring so to speak. 7. Full citizen Spartans, as other richer Greek soldiers, were heavy infantry - hoplites, men in bronze armor, which even in 480's BC form could cover up to...well, most of the body outside shield.But usually covered vital areas like torso,head nad legs. No naked strippers. 8. Spartan king would not walk to Thermopylae. Spartans were famous horse breeders, and even the name of elite 300 corps is hippeis - horsemen. He, same as most other more prominent Spartans, would use horse for transportation. 9. Cloaks in battle - no. 10. Greek traitor Ephialtes, wasn't a Spartan wannabe, but a local from Malis. 11. Spartan ephors weren't old evil perverts. 12. Everything concerning Persian army. 13. Everything concerning how the Spartan, or any other Greek state for that matter, functioned. 14. Spartan women, though enjoying larger freedom than the rest of the Greek, could never enjoy role Gorgo in the movie has. 15. No helots in Spartan contingent...they were the logistics, like and oil for a machine. 16. No Greeks on Persian side. Many Greeks fought against defending Greeks. 17. Lambda on Spartan shields came in use only in 418 BC, some 60 years after Thermopylae. 18. Names. There are more known names from the battle than the cast of this movie required, yet we have some strange ones - Dilios, Stelios, some other XXXos etc... 19. Opening scene is false fact. Children were never killed in Sparta no matter how deformed they were. Very sick ones would be left in sacred places for Gods to decide their faith. The only pit Spartans had, Kaiadas, which also had those bones at the bottom (excavated), were for criminals, POWs etc...grown men in any way. 20. Naked in the snow. Hm.No.Even if you come from ancient Sparta. 21. Army uniformity in 480 BC. No. 22. ''Come and get them'', a common misconception, old Victorian age euphemism. Molon Lave in ancient Greek was actually a swear word, in the context of inviting enemy to perform felacio on you. Like s.m.d. today! 23. King Leonidas wasn't the last or among the last Spartans to die at Thermopylae. What is more, he fell relatively early on the last day of battle, which resulted in spectacular fight for his body where Spartans fanatically claimed and reclaimed the body of their king (on of the most emotional and impressive feats in Thermopylae of course didn't make it to this cartoon). 24. No face to face contact with Leonidas and Xerxes. 25. Xerxes wasn't wounded at Thermopylae, he didn't come even close to be hit by any projectile. 26. Children weren't taken from homes in front of mothers that had to be restrained, like paedomazoma. They were rather sent to agoge, as kids are today sent to school (parents would see them often anyway), and parents would be happy (though would miss the kids certainly) that their kid would become full Spartan citizen, and thereby ensure his future and place in society.
I will have to see the movie, that is fast forward it more precisely to remind myself of more...I think movie made the battle a lot shorter than it was.
You haven't watched the movie before making claims about it's inaccuracies? That doesn't surprise me considering other posts of your I have read.
In any case, some of what you said is correct. "Cloaks in battle...no." is incorrect. Crimson red cloaks and burnished bronze shields were prescribed by Lycurgus. Leather underwear- not so much.
Since you didn't see the movie, let me help you out with other much more obvious issues:
1) No elephants the size of the Olyphonts from Lord of the Rings.
2) No rhinoceros' were decorated and sent rampaging into battle.
3) ninja Immortals? Nope. Immortals were Persian nobility and dressed as such. They were the cream of the crop in Persia. When one died, he was immediately replaced which is why they were "the immortals" and there was always 10,000 of them.
4) no mention of the other king of Sparta (name slips my mind) since it was law that there must be 2 kings.
Hey there little buddy, notice the first statement of the last paragraph- "I will have to see the movie". Your wording implies that you havent seen it. Some of the conclusions you have drawn could've easily been taken from the preview. In conclusion, you're still an arrogant prick who insists on talking out of his ass while claiming to be more enlightened than every human.
. 5. Greeks didn't use phalanx or testudo like formations at that time. 15. No helots in Spartan contingent...they were the logistics, like and oil for a machine. 18. Names. There are more known names from the battle than the cast of this movie required, yet we have some strange ones - Dilios, Stelios, some other XXXos etc... 22. ''Come and get them'', a common misconception, old Victorian age euphemism. Molon Lave in ancient Greek was actually a swear word, in the context of inviting enemy to perform felacio on you. Like s.m.d. today!
5. I think they did (some city-state armies)Then again maybe i'm a couple hundreds year off (Allexander used them) 15. What do you mean no helots in Sparta 18. Actually no Stelios in movie (Christian name after all) 22. Molon lave actually does translate exactly to "come and get it" (more accurately "if you [manage to] come, then get it"
Totally agree on Leonidas staying last The whole concept that the Spartans fought hard to get his dead body is totally awsome
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5. This may be something that I would not completely blame on the movie, since it only recently (past 30ish or so years) that even historians started questioning typical phalanx existence before Alexander. But it is true 480 is decades, if not dozen of them too early for such formation, and that typical phalanx formation appears only with huge military reforms and inventions of Philip II and Alexander.
15. I mean you can only see 300 guys with a flute player in 300, nobody else. In reality Spartan hoplite/knight relied heavily on his helot squires on campagin, before the battle, and possibly during the battle...not to mention a great number of other personell, religious, medical, logistical etc. Actual Spartan hoplites were, like medieval knights, very small % of the entire Lakedaimonian army, let alone the continget that left Sparta on any campagin.
18. Wasn't Michael Fassbender's character named Stelios? Regadrless, too many modern inspired names.
22. Haha...You aren't wrong with translation, but I wasn't talking about translation, but the meaning. Those aren't always the same.
Yes, the concept of almost suicidal struggle for the body of a fallen king is both epic and very emotional.
You are right in almost all of your points, except:
5. The phalanx formation WAS the way Greeks fought at that time. They fought wars this way among them. They won battles by pushing the opponent using their shield which formed a moving wall, each man protecting the man in their left. Macedonian phalanx worked in a similar way, though they used the very long spear called "sarissa" and smaller or no shields.
8. They were indeed named "hippeis" but they were not actually cavalrymen. They were regular infantry. Spartans developed horsemanship later, during the Peloponesean Wars (431-404 B.C.)
9. They wore their cloacks in battle, this was a feature that made them different from other Greek soldiers.
22. "Molon lave" means exactly this: "having come, take (them)". Not a swear word.
However, the film presents some facts that actually happened, or at least are mentioned by ancient historians, like the Well scene (but it wasn't Leonidas who did it) and the "We shall fight in the shade" quote (which again was said by a different person). Also the scene in which the Queen hand Leonidas his shield and the words she says were actually told, but from the mothers of soldiers.
Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof.
Thank you for your effort, but I will have to disagree, and of course, present reasons why I do so. You are working with very anecdotal version of the story, which isn't very accurate itself...
I will try to answer you as concisely as I can.
8. They were indeed named "hippeis" but they were not actually cavalrymen. ...
I think you misunderstood my point in general. I said transportation, not combat. Although I do advise reading J.Brouwers' work on archaic horsemanship in combat. Spartans were very prominent horse breeders, their kings won chariot races in Olympia, like Damaratos in 508BC, they had numerous bronze depictions of helmeted, armed horsemen (probably in march, rather than combat...) from the 6th c BC, even the popular twin dieties - Dioskouri, were patrons of horse breeders.
Name of hippeis had to come from somewhere, and having in mind that kind of horse breeding history, you get the idea. Horse was the supreme symbol of aristocracy. And bearing in mind fashion in which Themistocles was escorted from Sparta during those years, with chariot and 300 men escort, it is almost certain Spartan kings and their escort, as well as most of the upper ranked soldiers never covered 300/350km distance in any other way (ie on foot).
Higher status Spartans warriors, as well as 300 guard, were infantry...a dismounted one.
9. They wore their cloacks in battle, this was a feature that made them different from other Greek soldiers.
This is completely false, unfounded and ridiculous actually. Where did you get such idea?
Not only would it be an unbelievable stupidity to wear someting so imparing as a cloak in battle, but such ''system of recognition'' goes against Greek customs, the purpose of the cloak and its usage in antiquity. It's simply, not true.
22. "Molon lave" means exactly this: "having come, take (them)". Not a swear word.
You have many native Greek historians and experimental archaeologists going against you on that one, but...of course, it is yours to interpret it as you wish. Ancient Greeks left quite a lot of curses and swear words, some on graffiti, many on weapons, especially slingshots (much the same as WWII soldiers wrote ''messages'' on bombs), so without much discussion I advise considering less sanitized image of ancient history.
5. The phalanx formation WAS the way Greeks fought at that time. They fought wars this way among them. They won battles by pushing the opponent using their shield which formed a moving wall, each man protecting the man in their left. Macedonian phalanx worked in a similar way, though they used the very long spear called "sarissa" and smaller or no shields.
NOT during the 490/480's wars. Not even decades later. It is very debatable wherther such formation was even used during Peloponnesian wars. Pushing match of shiled walls is just a fairytale that was born out of poor translation of the Thucydides and Xenophon...in rare cases even Homer.
Rising body of historians is fast disproving ideas of such (basically fantasy) way of warfare you described. That is an outdated view from late 1800's, that just holds no water today. You just have to read any article or a book by Hans Van Wees, G.Cawkwell, Peter Krentz, A.Snodgrass, J.Brouwers etc. and see for yourself how unfounded and bottom line ridiculous that whole V.D.Hanson style description of ancient combat actually is.
The earliest date for a very close order formation, following prof. P.Krentz (The Nature of Hoplite Combat, 1985) is for example is Philip II - supporting the ancient sources who said the same. Date for a pushing match of those close ranks, however, doesn't exist.
Well scene (but it wasn't Leonidas who did it)
The ancient source - Herodotus, spoke of two men who later went to Persian court to let themselves be executed in shame for that well incident. So movie actually ruined that very illustrative scene of Spartan mentality, going directly against history, so I would not consider it a plus in any way.
Also the scene in which the Queen hand Leonidas his shield and the words she says were actually told, but from the mothers of soldiers
No they weren't, actually. The anecdote comes some 600 years later from Plutarch, guilty of many such Roman, romanticized fairytales.
Such saying would be impossible, meaningless in Greece, including Sparta, simply because Spartans, except the king, as said by contemporary Herodotus (thogh even modern common sense would be enough), were burried where they fell (Hdt.7.228, 9.85 etc...)...much as any other Greeks did.
"We shall fight in the shade" quote
Even the fight in the shade is ruined. Stelios? Imagine if some Roman themed movie had an semi important character named Francesco anachronistically say ''I came, I saw, I conquered.'' instead of Caesar. Now that would be ridiculous wouldn't it. Same happened in 300.
So except the date, some names and some of the remarks, made cheesy beyond recognition, there is nothing even resembling history in 300.
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I haven't read any works of the authors you mention, so maybe I'm wrong. However I read several other books and articles, also watched documentaries about the military of ancient Spartans and it wasn't even a decado ago. If new theories emerged during these last 10 years, I am incorrect then. Even in wikipedia the way they fought is still mentioned.
About the cloaks though, which were not cloacks actually, were called "chiton" (χιτών) and I think they wore them even during battle. They were of red color and gave them a distinct feature among other Greek hoplites. Again, if recent studies proved the opposite, I am wrong.
But about "Molon Lave", I have never heard that it was a swear word... I am Greek and I know what the exact words mean. And even in school they never told us it was used as a swear word. I would like to research it more though.
As for the mentioned scenes, of course they were inaccurate, but I give him (Frank Miller) credit for at least searching a little bit before writing the novel.
Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof.
Χιτών, or κιτών in Doric Greek (used in Sparta) would rather be a short tunic, a man's ''shirt'', not a cloak. The only Spartan figurine shown wearing a cloak, the Cloaked or Draped warrior from the end of 6th BC, shows him covered in ἱμάτιον, impossible to fight in as we can all see.
It is of course quite reasonable to conclude χλαμύς, as well known ''military cloak'' was used as well, as elswhere in Greece, but for anyone who has ever been in a hoplite armor, even Gerard Butler in this movie (his own words), it is a huge imparement.
You had shield blazons for recognition, place in battlefield, group, especially since you would rarely be in the need for group recognition, as not many wars were clashes between allied forces...They would know who are they fighting full well.
As for Molon Labe, being Greek, I am sure you will encounter the ''alternative'' meaning, sooner or later. I know what those words mean, that isn't the issue, you are spot on of course...But the context is the issue. Not being Greek, I can only say what I have been told by those Greek archaeologists. I gave you the ''nuts'' example from English.
Nuts are originaly hard shelled fruits, as we all know. But, not in a way US paratrooper Gen. Harry W.O. Kinnard used them in his answer to the Nazi ultimatum during the Battle of the Bulge. In that case, nuts was a swear word.
Well if Leonidas made a gesture while saying these two words, pointing with his hand his genitalia, then I totally understand how this was a swear. We use something like this today. Example:
"Oh man, can I have your bike for a ride?"
(Pointing genitalia) "Take it" or "Come, take it".
Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof.
How about the artwork on vases n such showing Hoplite dressed for battle. So the Greeks just had their soldiers carry 9ft long spears and a sword n shield just so they could fight at will? Of what use is the long spear w out the phallanx? Scholars are always trying to think up n write new *beep* just to get published.
Of what use is the long spear w out the phallanx? Scholars are always trying to think up n write new *beep* just to get published.
Spear was used long before, and after Greeks, and in different cultures - without phalanx. Even Greeks used spear on horseback, fighting on ships, in ambushes, inside narrow city streets, while storming walls, camps etc. so spear (usually around 6.5, not more than 7.5 ft long and never 9ft) has nothing to do with phalanx or shield wall or defensive usage seen in Medieval times. Spear in Greece was an offensive weapon, and up until and even during Persian wars, a double purpose weapon (used both as throwing and thrusting one).
How about the artwork on vases n such showing Hoplite dressed for battle.
No artwork depicts a phalanx.
Four vases show denser order, though never without 'disorder' or loose order as well on other parts of the scene, and thousands upon thousands depict very chaotic action with no trace of formation.
It's pretty clear how Greeks saw their own fighting.
So the Greeks just had their soldiers carry 9ft long spears and a sword n shield just so they could fight at will?
At will? Again, Greeks carried those weapons much before supposed phalanx was invented, and in a various circumstances where phalanx would be impossible such as raids, sieges or naval battles.
Greek hoplite - infantryman with a sword, shield and spear(s) was a versatile warrior. A raider, seaman, rider and an infantryman. Pitched battle was hardly his most typical environment or the one hoplite would often fight in. Big, pitched battles were rare.
Even in pitched battle, lack of well trained formation doesn't imply chaotic movement or scattered troops. Men naturally form groups, it can be observed in mass brawls today. General cohesion isn't the same as formation, and it is, unlike strict formation, fluid, allowing for movement which has clearly been described in literary sources, but is impossible to achieve if men had tight formation they tried to keep, occupying a pre-determined place in rank/file.
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7. Heroadus says that the Persian spy watched the Spartans coming their hair and doing stretches naked. no way did they fight naked like the gladiators at time, but they were rumored to be naked while hyping themselves up for the battle
Probably to nitpick a film for not being entirely historically accurate even though the film makers never once claimed it would be historically accurate.
Well, first of all the thread was started as a fun game. So, why not? We can all use some learning, since we all share the interest in this topic, and few have enough knowledge.
Second of all, I don't think people realize EVERY SINGLE thing is wrong. Most of what I had heard was along the line of stylistic approach to appearance of Greeks/Persians...everything. And in fact, that is only the part of the problem...
What is more, opening scene and what was supposed to be ''facts'' about Spartans is full of misinterpretations and very common misconceptions that you can find even in school books.
So, every historical movie, even though this can hardly be called a historical movie, should have fact vs fiction thread.
What I find interesting is all the movie critics that actually praised it for being so accurate. Not sure what they looked at to decide that but I'm guessing it was... nothing. They didn't even get the size of the Persian Army right. One million sounds impressive, but the real number from what I've read is 250-350 thousand. Oh, and Vojkan, can you give me a source that says the phalanx wasn't in use at that time? From what I understand it was around and in use in Greece long before that time.
It IS a shocker...what is more shocking is that they couldn't even get right the ancient (obviously exaggerated number). Herodotus, our best and earliest source says 5 million, half of it being combatants.
So, it wasn't even 1mil, it was 2.5.
Oh, and Vojkan, can you give me a source that says the phalanx wasn't in use at that time? From what I understand it was around and in use in Greece long before that time.
Of course.
We have no ancient sources that mention phalanx in that ''neat row/column formation'' or any ''precise formation'' context. So, popular belief of hoplites=row/colum phalanx comes from interpretation (usually 1800's) of ancient literary and artistic evidence, and most of all a distinct habit of copy/pasting practices from later centuries onto former, where evidence is scarce.
Academic work showing both what those ancient evidence is, and how badly it was originaly interpreted are many. ONe of the ones I would recommend are these:
I would recommend Goldsworthy's ''The Othismos, Myths and Heresies''
more recent (2012) HOPLITE AND PHALANX IN ARCHAIC AND CLASSICAL GREECE: A REASSESSMENT by Fernando EcheverrÃÂa.
and especially P.Krentz's works, most notably ''The Nature of Hoplite Combat''
From what I read the phallanx was used at marathon too. Saying it wasn't used at the hot gates makes no sense. It's exactly what they'd use, a solid limited mobility wall/line of soldiers. It is the reason they held for long as they did. They didn't just stand in a row and fight at will. Lol. History is a fable agreed upon.
If you look at the size of the Persian empire, 2.5million doesn't seem at all impossible. Not to mention the fact that the empire ran up to the Greek borders pretty much so their supply lines would already be in place. Also, considering Xerxes father attempted to conquer Greece and failed, Xerxes probably wanted to make a show of force greater than his father. I'm not saying he had 2.5million soldiers; I'm saying it is possible if he could feed them.
Also, as far as the phalanx is concerned. Cambridge historians say that is how the Spartans fought- shield to shield. Vkjan is pushing the idea that this is incorrect on several boards. Basically, most historians say the shield to shield fighting style is accurate. Books such as The Spartans by Paul Cartledge and Persian Fire by Tom Holland are good reads, but can be somewhat boring in certain parts. Both described the Spartan fighting style as "a wall of crimson and burnished (shiny) bronze... The key to the phalanx is to create a solid wall of armor where a single sustained opening would cause the phalanx to fail". Obviously, if they weren't fighting shield to shield, as Vkjan claims, a gap would be no big deal.
Many historians follow the late 19th century idea without questioning or reinterpreting them.
Problem is there is no single clear evidence from ancient times (until father Alexander the Great who ancient say ''tightened the phalanx'') that mentions shield wall (unless spontaneous, because of terrain etc...) as a formation, nor a neat row and column formation. What is more, all evidence from archaic and classical Greece mention activities that are impossible in such tight formations like mixing missle and heavy troops and going in and out of the first ranks, fighting for wounded or dead compatriots, showing individual feats of strength and courage, fighting on ships as well (hoplites on ships had the same equipment), storming cities etc..
The ''tight phalanx'' theory is basically always using the same arguments:
- Hoplite revolution that made new warriors instantly get together in a phalanx (concept proven false by A.Snodgrass in The Hoplite reform and History) - Idea of pusnihg or othismos to explain how those two blocks of men fought (challenged by so many, but nicely called ''wildest folly'' by Oxford prof. G.Cawkwell) - (Mis)interpretation of late Classical and Hellenistic texts and attempt to project them into past (most notably explained and properly interpreted in P.Krentz The Nature of Hoplite Combat) - (Mis)interpretation of archaic pottery figures (again most recently in Krentz) - Modern analogies as arguments?! (using modern military logics and practice in ancient context is an absolute delight for the leading ''pushing/phalanx warfare''historian - V.D.Hanson)
And what those historians you mention never do is give an actually possible reconstruction of combat that isn't laughable nor do they ever adress the gaping holes of inconsistency with ancient record and evidence.
Btw, your P.Cartledge of Cambridge, actually a great historian on ancient Sparta, sometimes clings to these outdated ideas like infanticide in Sparta (recently prooven wrong by archeological finds), and institutionalized homosexuality in Sparta (proven wrong by original, ancient sources who openly claim otherwise).
Are you following Cartledge in it too?
So ,you quoting some historian saying ''a key to the phalanx is a solid wall'' doesn't make it a fact unless it was originally established on bases of ancient evidence not just repeated because some other historian said so, so on and so on (and it doesn't have a base in ancient evidence, since such evidence doesn't exist, as masterfully shown in Hans Wan Wees's Greek Warfare: Myth and Realities from 2004).
Yes, I am ''pushing'' it since this isn't a 19th century, and there is an article or a book that comes out every year that successfully destroys outdated interpretations of such important things as ancient warfare.
The last decade was revolutionary for an understanding of ancient warfare since historians finally decided not to be lazy and reinterpreted all original evidence available.
What it showed, old school historians were completely wrong. As archeology (in 2004) showed old school historians were wrong with Spartan infanticide. as archeology proved in 2012 old school historians were wrong whey they say Herodotus lied about lost Cambyses army in the desert.
Btw questioning and reinterpretation of evidence isn't that recent, it started in late 1960's.
You use the same old tired, verbose response to everything. Save everyone time by simply stating what is wrong followed by "my hand-picked historians are better than yours". Christ, I just rwas you arguing with a Greek person bout what Molon Lave means. You're not Greek, but that doesn't matter. Molon Lave is "come and get them". You said it isn't in the first reply saying that molon lave meant suck my dick. then in following posts you argue about it and say that while it is interpreted as "come and get them" it still means suck my dick. Inconsistent just like as you are in every single post.
Also, again, it was lycurgus who made it a law that a crimson "cape" was to be worn. If they wore one to battle (I'll have to look into it again), you can be damn sure they practiced with it on and it would become part of their fighting style. To think that isn't the case is absolutely stupid. If I've got to run a race while holding a bucket full of rocks or carrying a bag of sand on my shoulder (Spartan Race I did in October), the best way to get use to it is to practice. It's not a new concept, but maybe you can reinterpret it for us- can't wait!
If you hadn't challenged known facts with your own facts, mostly product of your feelings towards me and several movies, it would have saved us all much more time.
If you had ever put so much effort in updating your knowledge as you did opposing me, this would have been much more interesting debate.
There is a difference between your "known facts" and the actual facts. Again, your hand-picked historians are the only ones that are correct even though they aren't. You're so arrogant to believe that you're the sole decision maker of what is fact and what isn't, and you reinterpret everything from facts to fiction to fit your argument. So, no, I don't like you and your constant dickish behavior.
You're not always correct and Troy is still a terrible movie. Just because someone handmade 8,000 costumes doesn't make it a good movie just because you said it does.
If you ever managed to have a consistent argument, a discussion would be fun.if you were capable of learning or just discussing in general, it would actually be fun. You can do neither. Everyone else on this board and the troy board can discuss things just fine, but you feel the need to dive into a post ass first spamming the boards with "I'm right and everyone is wrong".
Said the man whose first answer to another poster is...
You should check your stuff before posting such stupidity.
Continuing...
There is a difference between your "known facts" and the actual facts. Again, your hand-picked historians are the only ones that are correct even though they aren't.
You are always welcome to give an argument why the dozen or so historians (hand picked wtf?!!) are wrong according to chrislwmn3, that doesn't include a personal insult since that doesn't qualify as an argument.
if you were capable of learning or just discussing in general, it would actually be fun. You can do neither. Everyone else on this board and the troy board can discuss things just fine
Said a guy whose idea of ''just fine'' discussion is just agreeing with any ridiculous thing he says, or else...>
You are unbelievable.
You're a dick.
I think you don't like anything other than yourself and the movie Troy
Why don't you enlighten us...
You should check your stuff before posting such stupidity.
I just reinvented history myself.
Why? Because the almighty vk guy says so.
Blah blah blah blah.
I'm going to dumb this down so even the most arrogant of pricks (you) can understand
Damn dude, do you ever not write a condescending post? I have not seen a post of yours where you did not know more than the accumulative knowledge of every person to have existed throughout history.
That is what you get for trying to discuss someting with you. And no, I certainly don't know it all, I know what my job is to know. But you work with very modest knowledge, hardly elementary knowledge, and should not be that arrogant, and should definitely stop following me on every topic just to try to pick a fight.
Said the man whose first answer to another poster is...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You should check your stuff before posting such stupidity
Did you post their post? No, you didn't. As usual, you pick out what you want to.
You are always welcome to give an argument why the dozen or so historians (hand picked wtf?!!) are wrong according to chrislwmn3, that doesn't include a personal insult since that doesn't qualify as an argument.
Myself, and others, have given you arguments and you toss them all out because your 3 or 4 historians that are re-interpreting things (your own words) are better in your opinion, vojkan087. It's funny that you bitch about personal insults when your entire post to everyone is nothing less than completely and utterly condescending. You are incapable of even discussing without the attitude. You even tell Greek nationals what their language means and what they will probably experience in their own country. Are you serious?
Said a guy whose idea of ''just fine'' discussion is just agreeing with any ridiculous thing he says, or else...>
Those are all to you so I'm not sure what that has to do with your point. I said "everyone else", which you even quoted, yet you still failed to understand it.
That is what you get for trying to discuss someting with you. And no, I certainly don't know it all, I know what my job is to know. But you work with very modest knowledge, hardly elementary knowledge, and should not be that arrogant, and should definitely stop following me on every topic just to try to pick a fight.
As has been said by myself and others, you cannot discuss anything. Telling someone they're wrong because only your sources are correct is not discussing. I don't follow you around. In case you haven't noticed, which seems to be the case, I am a fan of Greek history, and you post on Greek history movie boards. I'd hardly call that stalking you "just to try to pick a fight". Also, you first replied to my post if I am not mistaken, so you began this whole "fight" as you call it. I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean:
And no, I certainly don't know it all, I know what my job is to know.
It doesn't make much sense. Then in the very next sentence you criticize my knowledge, and compare me to a elementary student. Do you see the irony here?
I gave you quotes straight from history books and you dismiss them because you aren't a fan of the source. I gave you quotes straight from the Iliad, and you dismiss them because you dislike the inclusion of gods in Greek mythology which makes absolutely no sense.
You say that Troy is fantastic (10 out of 10 according to you) because the director took creative liberties with the war and made it more "grounded in reality". Yet, you criticize 300 because the director took creative liberties with the battle and made it more of a fantasy. The graphic novel was expertly translated onto the big screen which is way more than can be said for Troy.
You also clearly missed the point that the majority of the battle was propaganda told by the only surviving Spartan in an effort to boost moral. I get that idea after reading the other discussions you've had with people on this board. It went over your head or you just refuse to accept that is the case.
In any case, when you are right, I admit it. I did so in the case of the total named kills of Patroklus. When you are wrong, you avoid the issue or continue to try to convince everyone you are right by typing verbose replies with numerous inconsistencies.
Finally, this is just a link to a little website I found. It breaks down the kills in the Iliad. Kind of a neat little site that you might like, but be warned they consider the gods in the Iliad to actually be gods. So when it says Diomedes injured Ares- it means he injured Ares rather than a human personification of a war god. https://greekmythcomix.wordpress.com/comic/deaths-in-the-iliad-a-classics-infographic/ reply share
Did you post their post? No, you didn't. As usual, you pick out what you want to.
I only used your own words to show your hypocrisy.
Myself, and others, have given you arguments
You gave one argument, and when faced with a counter argument from someone far deeper into the subject than yourself, you ended a discussion, escaping into self-pity and the ''you are an arrogant know it all 3-4 historians prick'' terrain.
Telling someone they're wrong because only your sources are correct is not discussing
Not at all. I just tend to consider facts and rational examination of evidence superior to personal inventions, political agenda and chronic lack of source criticism.
I'd hardly call that stalking you "just to try to pick a fight".
You go through 300 board nagging about my views on Troy, and vice versa...commenting on every comment I make, referencing, often in quite cynical way, our previous disagreements in every comment of yours, even in discussions I am not involved in...
I gave you quotes straight from history books and you dismiss them because you aren't a fan of the source.
There aren't only those few history books that you had read. It isn't a matter of being fan of the source, there are other, more recent, scholary works that give arguments as to why those particular sources are obsolete, imprecise and full of misinterpretations and personal bias and agenda (the last one goes mostly to V.D.Hanson's work).
You say that Troy is fantastic (10 out of 10 according to you)
I say Troy is 10 because it is by far the most serious attempt at doing justice to both history and Homer in the last few centuries or so. And basically the only ancient Greek themed movie that shows an actual research has been made.
Maybe it wouldn't be a 10 if there wasn't for all those Clashes of Titans, Herculeses, 300's...I welcome any future take on the story, I hope it will be better than Troy.
Yet, you criticize 300 because the director took creative liberties with the battle and made it more of a fantasy.
We presume there was a Trojan war, Homer gave a fantastic version of it, Petersen tried to show what Homer was inspired with in the first place, the real story, without a 10 year siege, golden armor, enormous spears and shields and gods. I applaud that.
We know there was a Persian war. Herodotus gave a real version of it, Miller reshaped it completely in some quasi metaphorical manner to make the story fit the modern political situation and Miller's perception of East/West antagonism...Zack Snyder made a slowmo version of it and made it even cheesier. I don't know what part of me hating it you have toruble with.
You also clearly missed the point that the majority of the battle was propaganda told by the only surviving Spartan in an effort to boost moral.
Moral would have never been boosted in such manner in ancient Greece, since it would go against both ethical and religious practice of the time and place.
It is how Allies boosted their moral against Nazi Germans, and vice versa. As a matter of fact, most of the relationship between East/West in 300 is purely modern invention. And that is why the movie is bad, and damaging, not just because its ridiculous appereance. There were in fact certain aspects of Persian empire, including military prowess, that were highly praised in Greece. As a fan of Greek history you should know that. reply share
I only used your own words to show your hypocrisy.
Ah yes, my hypocrisy. Let's not get into yours shall we. I don't have the time to discuss all the post about your over-bearing condescension towards every poster you deem inferior to yourself- everyone.
You gave one argument, and when faced with a counter argument from someone far deeper into the subject than yourself, you ended a discussion, escaping into self-pity and the ''you are an arrogant know it all 3-4 historians prick'' terrain.
Actually, I gave more than one. You just chose to focus on P. Cartledge because he had some crazy idea about 9/11 which has nothing to do with Greek mythology and therefore holds no ground in the argument. Yes, I tend to get slightly aggravated when someone cannot read or quote people properly as you just failed to do.
Not at all. I just tend to consider facts and rational examination of evidence superior to personal inventions, political agenda and chronic lack of source criticism.
No, you tend to consider some facts as long as they agree with your re-interpretations of history.
There aren't only those few history books that you had read. It isn't a matter of being fan of the source, there are other, more recent, scholary works that give arguments as to why those particular sources are obsolete, imprecise and full of misinterpretations and personal bias and agenda (the last one goes mostly to V.D.Hanson's work).
Wow. Yes, I am aware of other sources, thanks. There are also books such as The War that Killed Achilles that discusses the story in depth. Are you aware that the book I quoted would be considered a source regardless of your view of it? Simply because you lump every work that is not in your group into a category of bias and misinterpretations doesn't mean you are correct. You have been completely close-minded throughout all discussions concerning history considering the information on events that happened over 2500 years ago do not constantly have a stream of new information as you (and your litter of authors) would suggest.
I say Troy is 10 because it is by far the most serious attempt at doing justice to both history and Homer in the last few centuries or so. And basically the only ancient Greek themed movie that shows an actual research has been made.
Maybe it wouldn't be a 10 if there wasn't for all those Clashes of Titans, Herculeses, 300's...I welcome any future take on the story, I hope it will be better than Troy.
History and homer? There is no solid evidence that the war happened, so the movie should have simply done justice to Homer which it most certainly did not. The movie also did not show actual research had been made. They left out chief characters and any form of allies for the Trojans. How could Troy become a great city without any kind of allies? Troy also had no chief war leaders other than Hektor and that old guy? You've got to be kidding. Historically, Achilles wouldn't be wearing leather armor while the kings ran around in jewel studded armor. Giant balls of flaming sticks wouldn't have been able to be launched like they were. Achilles wouldn't have been able to throw a spear over half a mile. The archers would've shot Achilles from the walls rather than have Hektor go fight 1 on 1. So on and so forth. As a sword and sandal epic, it is no better than a 7, but that is my opinion and you're entitled to yours.
I agree with Clash of the Titans series, the 2nd 300, and both Hercules films were neither entertaining (the rock version was slightly entertaining) or accurate to myth. The first 300 was at least entertaining even if the battle itself was all wrong, but it was a very successful adaptation of the graphic novel. Even so, I wouldn't give 300 a ten, but I would certainly put it above Troy which was neither entertaining nor accurate to anything.
We presume there was a Trojan war, Homer gave a fantastic version of it, Petersen tried to show what Homer was inspired with in the first place, the real story, without a 10 year siege, golden armor, enormous spears and shields and gods. I applaud that.
We know there was a Persian war. Herodotus gave a real version of it, Miller reshaped it completely in some quasi metaphorical manner to make the story fit the modern political situation and Miller's perception of East/West antagonism...Zack Snyder made a slowmo version of it and made it even cheesier. I don't know what part of me hating it you have toruble with.
Presume, but there is no concrete evidence there was a war or battle in the case of the movie. Peterson made it a run of the mill, forgettable war film by basically taking all the great parts of the book and dumbing it down to your perceived "realism".
You question me concerning why you hate 300, yet you have not failed to try to prove to me how great Troy was and can't seem to understand why I hate it. I hate Troy for the same reason you hate 300- because it did not follow source material. I'd have much rather had a realistic account of 300 rather than guys running around in leather underwear fighting olyphonts, rhinos, and demonic ninjas, but the visuals for the film were great if not a little overdone at some points.
Moral would have never been boosted in such manner in ancient Greece, since it would go against both ethical and religious practice of the time and place.
It is how Allies boosted their moral against Nazi Germans, and vice versa. As a matter of fact, most of the relationship between East/West in 300 is purely modern invention. And that is why the movie is bad, and damaging, not just because its ridiculous appereance. There were in fact certain aspects of Persian empire, including military prowess, that were highly praised in Greece. As a fan of Greek history you should know that.
You're going to tell me that everyone in Greece was excited about being vastly outnumbered? Hardly, not everyone needed a moral boost, but those that didn't share the same beliefs certainly would. We both agreed that the Spartans, in particular, utilized helots/slaves who were with them at battles if not directly involved in them, and I doubt a lot of them shared the same beliefs the Spartans did.
I do know the second part, and even agreed with you in another thread about Persian society and warfare. I don't think it's as detrimental as you believe it is though. I have family that is Arabic and they were not even the slightest bit offended even though their nation was part of the Persian empire. I also don't know how anyone could watch the movie and think it is a historical account of the battle. Even little things like the "ambush" by the Spartan allies was unrealistic considering they ambushed them at the very front of the battle and weren't hiding at all. reply share
You just chose to focus on P. Cartledge because he had some crazy idea about 9/11
Remind me of others, not including novelists of course. You will quickly see that the theory you are advocating is invented by people full of such ''crazy ideas'', even crazier, and that many of them share the 9/11, West vs Arabs = Greece vs Persia allegory. That is why they are being rejected more and more by others, less political historians. They are soo deep into that East/West ideology that they are even reshaping or blatantly disregarding well known facts if they don't seem acceptable enough. THAT is why I follow the body of historians who don't consider them credible any more.
And warfare is the biggest field of controversy. By proving West/Greece had somehow superior military technology and mind, personified in the formation of the neatly packed romanesque formation - phalanx (centuries before it actually was) they prove their ''WEstern way of war'' and ideology of superior West over cowardly and inferior East. Which is nothing but an agena.
To quote an excellent review by J.Brouwers
''One part of the book strikes me particularly as dishonest and cheap. On page 13 of the revised edition, Hanson contrasts the supposedly honest and open style of fighting used by Western armies with the tactics employed by their (our?) enemies:
We have put ourselves out of business, so to speak; for any potential adversary has now discovered the futility of an open, deliberate struggle on a Western-style battlefield against the firepower and discipline of Western infantry. Yet, ominously, the legacy of the Greeks' battle style lingers on, a narcotic that we cannot put away. (...) There is in all of us a repugnance, is there not, for hit-and-run tactics, for skirmishing and ambush?
In Hanson's mind alone, the ancient Greeks disliked hit-and-run tactics and we, poor honest "Westerners", are saddled with this legacy and therefore find such sneaking about similarly repugnant. The statement is clearly as much political as it is polemical: what we are presented with here is a kind of cheap "feel-good" philosophizing of the lowest order that can be easily abused. ''
You have been completely close-minded throughout all discussions concerning history considering the information on events that happened over 2500 years ago do not constantly have a stream of new information as you (and your litter of authors) would suggest.
You are providing a stream of OLD, obsolete, false information. Nobody should be open minded about that. I still don't get why do you challenge me in the subject you obviously are only superficially informed in.
I won't ever challenge you in the film making, editing, even acting areas...But whenever someone walks in here speaking about ''history'', and speaking nonsence, I will correct him. I don't see anything wrong with that.
I've learned a lot of useful things in other IMDB boards from people who do something else but find a time for this casual time killer. You should try the same.
I hate Troy for the same reason you hate 300- because it did not follow source material.
Braveheart hardly resembled the source material. I didn't hate it.
Not only does 300 do no justice or respect to either Greek or Persian culture, it was also cheap and Bollywoodish, overly dramatic, superficial, littered with over the top CGI and ridiculous slow motion, with much more prominent example of dumbing the plot down...which is, when mixed together, just a pointless exercise of the digital team being nothing more than a new moneymaking Twilight Saga, only for boys. Entertaining, maybe, in the lowest, even disturbing kind of way.
You're going to tell me that everyone in Greece was excited about being vastly outnumbered?Hardly, not everyone needed a moral boost, but those that didn't share the same beliefs certainly would.
Not at all. I clearly said Greeks didn't boost morale IN THAT WAY - by making an enemy even more frightening. Demons and demonic beings for Greeks would be dieties, even less likely to be defeated than regular men. Even more likely to cause panic even where there wasn't any, especially in very religious Sparta.
Modern humans, on the other hand, demonize the enemy to make them easier to kill.Psychology.
Also, out of all people Spartans, leaders of infantry contingent are in the need of such moral boost? Not likely.
I also don't know how anyone could watch the movie and think it is a historical account of the battle.
They don't, usually.
But they take way too many stuff that is regarding functioning of the Spartan state, the relations of Spartans to other Spartans, to government, civilians, and their relation/superiority to other Greeks, let alone enemies, seriously. And that IS damaging, and that is happening.
...and I won't even start on Persian empire.
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It's a tall tale, told by Dilios to rally the men before their clash with the Persian army. A tale he would have told many, many times and each time it likely got taller and grander. It's propaganda, of course it's not going to be accurate, that's why the elite Persian's look like monsters, the traitor is an ugly hunchback, and Xerxes is impossibly tall; all flourishes of the storyteller.
Yeah, everybody gets that. Problem is, demonizing an enemy and making it (Persians) into monsters is so 1941, and so not 480 BC Greece. Backward projection at its worst.
It is ridiculous to those who know something about the time period, and is misleading to those who don't.
Maybe someone can buy that kind of ''art''. Fortunately, many didn't.
If I recall herodotus said that once Leonidas decideD to stay and fight ( his name Is pronounceD wrong in the movie, it's Lee Odd e Nis, not Leo nigh dus) he brought the fight forward toward the Persians to open up the battle field and have more space for his men to fight. This would lead to the phallax not being utilized, but I don't understand what formation they used when fighting at the pass, they had to be tight toether, so a phalanx set up would be used. They didn't just stand side to side. That wouldn't stop thr advance of xerces
Sparta on the other hand, was financed by slavery. The reason spartan warriors was so well trained was to quell potential slave uprisings.
Why did the conflict arise? Because the Greeks (rightfully, i think) declined to pay tax to the Persians.
About the numbers....it was more like 4.000 vs. 50.000-200.000, the Spartans where outnumbered badly, that much is true.
The immortals. They existed, they where the finest 10,000 soldiers in all of Persia. Every time one of them was killed, the next best soldier stepped up to become part of the immortals. Thus the name, always 10,000 of the best. They where just elite soldiers however, not inhuman or anything.
The most glaring historical issue is the glorification of the Greeks and the vilification of the Persians.
If i had to pick a good guy here, i would claim it to be the Persians.
The Greek form of democracy that existed in Athens was nothing like that which exists in western countries today. Only wealthy land owners where allowed to vote, and only men where allowed to vote.
Please don't take this personally, since I've fought the initial urge to ridicule you for such an exceptional display of complete ignorance (on the subject that is).
What bothers me the most is how you, and you are by no means the only one, never take a time to think. Just for a minute.
For example, not even knowing any of Xenophon's quotes about actual laws forbidding any kind of physical/sexual contact between tutors (without quotes) and young Spartans in the Agoge (and he would know since he had first hand experience), do you really find this:
Also it was encouraged in the army as to create stronger bonds
...logical. Why in the world (and no, no contemporary source ever said that btw) would inserting a penis into another guy's holes strengten the unit coxesion or bond. Was training with the same guys and living in a 20.000 town for 20-30-40 years not enough?
Are all armies ever since, even those who say ''I would die for my comrade'', after only months of training and service- actually doing it wrong...or are secretly gay?
Do you value friendship and brotherly bond less than sex?! In any era, any place?
Greek wars were very short affairs (days, weeks at most, until second Peloponnesian war when all Spartan insitutions faded away anyhow), with soldiers spending more time home than modern salesmen, let alone soldiers. So why would they need some ridiculous kind of bond with people they grew up with, lived in 20min radius for their entire life and were probably related or ''in laws'' with considerable number of them.
Is your lifetime neighbour, friend, brother, cousin or just a comrade not good enough for you to fight for?
Btw, human psychology works in such way, that having a loved one in the immediate danger in war time would only impare your skill, that is, make you sloppy and incautious. Trying to protect them, you are more likely to endanger yourself and ''be a bad fighter''. That is taken from a study of modern warfare, but there's no reason to think antiquity was any different.
Also, afaik, you can't just turn gay on command. If I'm forced to have sex with another man, with a huge breasted wife at home (and Spartans were all married by 30, and with (in)famously attractive women), it certainly wouldn't strenghten my bond with that man or those men who 'raped' me basically. It would cause serious trauma to my non homosexual being, and it would probably make me hate them or injure them instead of care for them.
But all that aside. Some portions of Greek society did ACCEPT pederasty in certain social circles. It was not as widespread as some PC authors claim. But bottom line is grown men homosexuality was banned - everywhere. I don't undertand it, but that is a historical fact.
Sparta, also a historical fact, banned both. They banned even prostitutes (women), and public intoxication.
So this kind of misinformation is only hurting the legacy of ancient cultures. Try not to swallow the first google search result that comes to you. Research, even if for a hoby.
We can also play the very boring historical evidence game where we quote ancient authors. If you doubt any of the historical claims above are false, I will happily provide proper historical evidence.
PS: Balkan Orthodox Christian nations, as well as Italians..have this simmilar idea of godfathers. That is a person that baptizes you while you are a baby, and is like a tutor to you, takes care of you whenever parents can't, is a best man in weddings, is your guardian etc... That institution is a bit faded today but few decades ago it was still said ''Godfather comes first, then the father''. I don't remember any story where they young people engaged in sex with godfathers, especially boys. So, that may be why Spartan mentor institution is hard to understand to someone with different cultural background.
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Yeah isn't it obvious that historical accuracy is NOT what was intended here? It's not a period piece it's pointless to list off all the things that weren't true to real life that takes all the enjoyment out of a movie like this. It's about the style and action sequences and so forth learn the difference
Nobody came to hear a history lesson in 300, but when you have title of a historical battle, historical dates, historical figures and names, groups and nations, it is inevitable to ask yourself 'how much of this is history'. Opening narration is certainly and intentionally based on history (although one from late antiquity and inaccurate one).
So you really can't sell 'they absolutely didn't care about history' because they (or he if we talk about source material) obviously did. They/he just did a lousy job.