Yeah, I wrote some criticism already, but you reminded me of the 800 additional criticisms that formed in my mind watching this absolute, utter garbage.
One of my criticisms is that this character, even after about two or five minutes into the movie,
_ABSOLUTELY_
is not Evan Baxter. This is _NOT_ the same character! This is Santa Clause Tim Allen trying to be Bruce Almighty's Jim Carrey in Michael Scott-kind of way, and it doesn't even work as a Liar, Liar-type hard-working, family-neglecting dad.
How do these brilliant actors choose turds like _THIS_ instead of something innovative, original and creative? There must be 8000 much better stories in friggin' Batman fan-fiction alone, let alone if someone really went to search for good stories!
Heck, I probably have about 20 stories or buds of stories in my cupboard that would've made movies that could be described as ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, at least compared to this one, even if a lot of it was botched.
Holy cow, it never ceases to amaze me, because it's MIRACULOUS that so many HUMONGOUSLY VAST superSTARS [sic] agree to do these movies that are just absolutely same quality as pig feces would be as gourmet food.
How does this keep happening? It's not just one or two crazy actors, it's almost ALL of them - just take any 'big superstar' from this kind of era that has appeared in some really good, popular movie or TV show (like The Office), and then check all the garbage they have appeared in.. you will be surprised and shocked as to how LOW quality crap (even as crap, it's low quality) they have appeared in.
HOW? Is it blackmail? Does hollyweird have THIS strong hold of its actors? What's going on here? Also, WHY DO THEY KEEP CHURNING OUT THESE AWFUL SPIN-OFF MOVIES?! WHY?!
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