Why can't they EVER make it look realistic?
Look at the scene where they are pretending to be playing some crappy fighting game.
They just push the buttoms randomly all the time. How is that even supposed to be PLAYING? They could do it eyes closed and the result would be the same.
When you are ACTUALLY playing a game, you have to react to what's going on on the screen, you need to plan what you are going to do and then attempt to do it. There are moments of almost doing nothing, there are moments of bursty action, there are moments of taking advantage of an opportunity, you also need to sometimes just move (meaning, holding a button for awhile instead of just tapping it like crazy), etc.
They can NEVER make it look realistic, ever since eighties, I have never seen it look realistic in a movie or a TV show - I would love to see it done well just ONCE, but no such luck so far. Maybe I don't watch enough movies..
Yes, it's that time of the year again, when I hold my breath and take a deep dive into the bargain DVD bins in the thrift stores, so when I get a handful of bad movies with just a few coins, I always think it could potentially be a bargain.
I can't even watch this movie fully - do movies really need to be this vulgar and openly sexual and horrific with disgusting stuff, porn, masturbation, god damn bestiality..?!
Why is every movie a Porky's? At least every movie I think is going to be just 'sweet and nice'. I was imagining this movie would be misandristic and unrealistically 'romantic', the way romantic comedies always are, but I didn't expect it to be a more vulgar version of Clerks 2 combined with Porky's and every American Pie-style movie where male protagonists are trying to get laid, and always failing hilariously, and in the end, they will get laid in the politically correct way that never works in real life.
This movie was done in so many horrible ways already multiple times before, does a movie like this really need to exist?
In any case, it's hard not to see Michael Scott in this movie, but as a much more loserish version (which I didn't even think was possible). It's also weird to see Kelly as a romantic object, and some other actors that I have seen somewhere, but can't be sure what or where.
This movie talks about pedestalizing the 'kitty', but the irony is, the movie itself does the same thing. THAT should not be the main point of life, something everyone tries to get into. It's so boring, it's just one of many physical urges that doesn't take that long to satisfy.
This is a movie version of the old Leisure-Suit Larry-games - everything just revolves around porking, and that's all.
I wasn't disappointed with the misandry and realism aspects though, you get plenty of them.
It's also REALLY weird to see Charlie Harper's super-sarcastic psychiatrist trying to hit on Michael Scott; it's like worlds are colliding..