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Impossible to pee when you have a hard-on

posted 8 years ago by mebeyer1
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That scene where Andy is trying to pee, but has a hard-on, I don't think that works. For me anyway, once I get to a certain hardness, it's like some valve shuts off and you can't pee.

[–] Hansen9000 8 years ago

Same here. It's very annoying when I realize that I have to take a piss whilst jerking off. Sometimes I gotta wait like 10 minutes for the wood to subside. And then I gotta start all over again. #firstworldproblems

[–] Kj1oceanlust (1485) 5 years ago

Just don't make the blunder I recently did by grabbing the hand sanitizer bottle instead of the lube while doing the 5 knuckle shuffle. It really hurts if you apply that to your genitals.

[–] WithDreday 8 years ago

This is going to be vulgar, but:

It's because piss kills sperm cells and makes it impossible for you to impregnate. Pre-ejaculate is all about paving the way for real sperm by killing the acidity.

Who would've knew.

No one Gives it to you...you have to take it

[–] Hansen9000 8 years ago

You just rendered the contraceptive industry obsolete. Why bother with pills and condoms when you can just stick it inside her and pee? Negative points to our lord and savior for having both sperm and spermicide coming out of the same orifice. Boy, was he asleep at the wheel on that one.

[–] WithDreday 8 years ago

Don't think too many women will let you piss in there...

But an interesting note on that, a quick google search shows that in the old days, women used to use lemon juice and even vinegar as contraceptive.

Yikes!

No one Gives it to you...you have to take it

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

" Why bother with pills and condoms when you can just stick it inside her and pee? "

cos like the OP says - you cant!

[–] MonoEnojado 8 years ago

This is going to be vulgar, but...

What you said wasn't vulgar at all.

Why bother with pills and condoms when you can just stick it inside her and pee?

But this was.

[–] avortac4 (3750) 3 years ago

"Who would've knew."

Who would've KNOWN.

Learn your english.

[–] MovieMaster95 8 years ago

I've never had that problem.

"Brother, life's a bitch...and she's back in heat."

[–] IvyTempleton 8 years ago

So glad I don't have apenis right now.

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it -RD

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

You can pee but the morning wood usually goes limp after you've taken a piss.

It was weird that he was that horny at the age of 40 and he still didn't masturbate at all.

[–] AP (5290) 6 years ago

I can, but it's difficult.

[–] strntz (12658) 6 years ago

I don't think it was the boner that kept him from peeing, I think he had bashful kidneys. (yep, that's a real condition)

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

The OP was right though, there actually is a valve that closes when aroused enough.

[–] strntz (12658) 6 years ago

My older brother once said a person couldn't belch and pass gas at the same time, but my son did..

[–] ADBruno1985 (3531) 6 years ago

Not impossible, but impossible to at the usual angle. Honestly, just turn and piss on the wall of the shower. Yeah I know, not the cleanest, but who really cares, he's living by bachelor rules, alone and with few visitors.