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Unwanted sexual frustration

posted 9 years ago by Hansen9000
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I've been battling an overwhelming amount of horniness lately. I polished the old Nimbus 2000 twice this morning, yet I still kept getting these unwanted erections springing up on me while I was at work in the afternoon. I'm gonna be 26 years old on Monday, yet I've got the biological make-up of a 13 year old boy. I'm becoming too old to ever have any hope to catch up to the sexual quota that I'm supposed to have reached by this age. At this point, I would literally gouge out an infants eyeballs if it meant I could get some genuine sexual relief. Unfortunately, that sort of behavior is frowned upon, so it probably wouldn't impress any ladies.

[–] Icecutter 9 years ago

I would literally gouge out an infants eyeballs if it meant I could get some genuine sexual relief

yehh... you're actually quite a fxcked-up guy aren't you hansen

[–] Hansen9000 9 years ago

I get extremely depressed when it's my birthday.

[–] Icecutter 9 years ago

yeh has happened to me once or twice. You don't go out to a strip club or something on your birthday? Do you even have strip clubs where you live?

[–] Hansen9000 9 years ago

Alright, very funny. Which one of you shïtheads did this?

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[–] Icecutter 9 years ago

not me, I've been sick last few days

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[–] jamieparsons1 8 years ago

Well that's probably because you masturbate so much. The more you do it the worse it gets. Focus on other things, don't watch porn or other sexually explicit material, try and hold out on jacking off as long as you can. The only way you can stop feeling so obsessed with sex is to stop focusing on it so much.

Also, 'supposed'? What quota is that? There is none. There is no supposed to have done this, meant to have done that. The only biological 'quota' there is is to pass on genes.

[–] Thee_Justin_Sane 8 years ago

You may just have a very high testosterone level.

That's always been my issue.

When I have a girlfriend I want it 4-5 times a day; and if I'm single, I'm tossing out knuckle children about 10 times a day, and I'm 48.

I'm kinda hoping I hit some kind of male menopause soon, cuz it's getting harder to pick up women 15 years younger these days, and most women my age don't have my appetite.