Quotes from Long Way Round.

These are not the bikes you are looking for. Move along.

Ewan: Claudio there is no problem between Charley and me. Charley, tell him.
Charley: There's a terrible problem between us, we hate each other.


Ewan: I said "Eve, Eve, I can't wear my wedding ring, I won't get laid on the trip"


Ewan: There's no "I" in team, but as Russ pointed out the other day there is a "me".

One by one, the Pirates steal my sanity...http://www.freewebs.com/nb2000

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'Jesus christ I thought you were a *beep* bear'

Ewan to Charlie in Russia.

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On the Mongolia stretch:

"Well, there was a shortcut, let's just bypass Mongolia.

[a long break...]

What kind of attitude was that?"


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It's difficult when you are looking at 5 feet in front of your front wheel so that you don't fall off.

[breathing deeply...]

Actually, when you look 5 feet in front of you front wheel you usually do fall off. It's best to look much farther ahead than that.

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Just a few quotes!

E(talking about a new bike)"It smells really nice too."

E-"It's not, 'Let's go round the world and confront our deepest fears!' With the camars present."

E(on trial camping trip)"You know, that's why people join the army. It's not to see the world. It's so they dont' have to have a bath for a week."

E-"Have you been keeping a diary?"
C-"No. Have you?"
E-"No. have you been doing a video diary?"
C-"No. Have you?"
E-"No."

E-"Whoever does the biggest wheelie dont the street gets the job!"

E-"When are we gonna be around there again?"
C-"Never"
E-"Don't say that. Never say never."
C-"We might never want to go theret together again."
E-"Don't say that!"

E-"I haven't fully penetrated a rubber dolly for a while."

E-"Scots. Inventors of the modern world. You're welcome."

E-"Look at this! It's a *beep* road!"
C-"It's so beautiful, the tarmac!(putting carma on the ground) Look how smoothe it is. See how smooth it is? And it's warm and it's hard(kisses the ground)"

E(taliking with noodles in his beard)"No, really, the beard's coming back. It's practical and it's much easier to keep clean then they say."

C-"L.W.R. Bad hair never felt so good."

E(after getting rid of unwanted thing on the bike)"My bike will thank me."

C-"Ewan didn't realize how much he loved his bike till it broke down."

E-"I don't like the word "Wetlands."
E-"No one mentioned anything to me in the prep about wetlands."

E-"We made a really nice camp here last night. There's lots of mosquitos here and my bottom has been bitten rather badly yesterday."
[blule]C-[/blue]"Wow! Jesus! There's one, two. three, four, five. There's at least five. And that was just in one squat."
E-"One sitting and also my willy is bitten in three places. He really helped himself didn't her? Greedy B**tard.

E(talking about boots)"I like the s**t-kicker look. You know what I mean. I don't want a dancer boot I want a biker boot."

E-"I've never been in that position before where mother nature goes, "Nah!"
C-"My first thought is to go to sleep and just pretend it's not happing."

E-(talking about a broken bridge)"You'd better start putting the prakes on here so you don't end up going down here. This is where the bridge ends."

E(fixing his hair)"What's the point? What's the point in that? This is the bad hair show."

**This I love this one** E-(video diary)"You'll have to excuse the drops on the lens. I can't be bothered to clean them off. That's not the attuitude is it? Hang on. There you go."

**This is my #1!** E-"Double portions this morning. Because if you eat your porridge it keeps you nice and warm all day. If you don't eat your porridge you'll be cold on the bike. So, double portions today."

E(getting of a small plane ride in Alaska)"Ok, Charley. Thans for everything. See you in New York make. Personally, I think yoiur a pussy going by plane from here."

E-"I've got a new mosquito bite to add to the collection."
Russ-"Oh, my God, mate! You react terribly bad to them. It's huge."
E-"Just rub it in. 'You're deformed!! Oh thanks. 'You're a freak!'"
Russ-"You're like a Georgia peach."
E-"You swell like the sea, son."

C-"I'd forgotten about Charley Lake. I saw Charley lake on the G.P.S. It said "Charley Lake." It's a really bautiful lake."
E-"I really love what you've done with it. Was it your idea to put all the trees over there?"
C-"It was, yeah. I've just held back on teh planning permission. Most of them don'tlike me here because of it."

E(video diary)"I'm gonna get emnarrassed. I'm talkint to my camera on my own. I'll be a bit embarrassed, so I'm gonna leave it there. We're in this place which is called, maybe, white horse. Maybe it's not called white horse."
E-(knocking on Charley's door)"Charley, where are we?"
C-"In a motel."
E-"No, What's the name of the town?"
[blule]C-[/blue]"Something donkey. Slim Donkey? Or knuckle Donkey? Starving Donkey. I don't know."
E(talking to camera)"We've no idea where we are. We can't rmemeber the name of the town we're in.
C-"It might be on your..."
E-"On the receipt. Hungry Horse."

E-"The heat is baked-potato hot."

E-"Hello, mum. I'm on the telly. Hello, mum. Look I'm going round the world on the telly. Hello, mum."

E-"I don't normaly do the queing thing. I suppose it's quite quaint to queue sometimes. Quite a novelty!
C-"Very novel. So what does one do now?"
E-"Just shuffle and rub."

E-"It's liek a sick serial killers wet dream in there."

The best quote,, it sounds stupid but soo funny when claudio rides into the ditch.. and the next scene you just hear him struggling with his bike.. and his first words are 'bloody stupid' soo funny.. my mate and I cracked up when we heard that!!