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Don't waste your time with this movie


I can't help feeling sorry for the people who think this movie is brilliant. There's nothing brilliant whatsoever to this piece of you know what. In a few words I would describe this film as:

Stupid
Horrible
Irritating
Terrible

... and I think I'm being generous.

Please, go rent Kung Fu Panda and enjoy a truly brilliant film.

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I hope you're joking about Kung Fu Panda. The last thing I want to watch is a cartoon with pretty much no script and a plot equal to something that emerged from the depths of idiocy that could only otherwise be found in a film headed by Rob Schneider (I can just imagine some excited moron in a board room - 'How about a Panda that does Martial Arts!). In some ways it is funny that 160 million dollars will only get you as far as Jack Black, Jackie Chan, an ordinary concept, and a bunch of cartoon visuals that I'm sorry to say are not visually stunning (Plenty of lazy big budget cartoons for children exist - thankyou Pixar) and are necessary to remove the viewer from a 'nothing' story. On the other hand, it is entirely unsurprising, as it is in the nature of film finance that in order for there to be a big budget, risk for investors must be minimised by (among other things) having an unoriginal formula that is known to work - Big cartoon visuals, a tried-n-true formulaic piece of crap story and big name actors that bring in the droves.

In summary, the adjectives listed work better w/r/t Kung Fu Panda.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon

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There you go pepole. Thank you Gigolo -or whatever your nickname is- for proving me right. Only an arrogant idiot with his head full of *beep* -probably from reading Kant, Camus and other morons of the sort- would think that a so called film like Brick is worth a pence and on top of that would dare insult a masterpiece like Kung Fu Panda.

And for those of you who have not yet seen it... what are you waiting for? I mean, it's Kung Fu and a Panda... combined!!! It doesn't get any better than that, people!

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First off, not actually sure whether

(1) You're trolling

or

(2) You're mentally challenged and think Kung Fu Panda is 'as good as film gets'

I'll just assume (2). I've never really read Kant and I'm not actually sure who Camus was, but if you are going to post nonconstructive dribble about a movie on that film's board, and then go on to assert that KFP is practically the greatest movie of all time - you should probably expect some arrogance in response to your retarded post.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon

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He's obviously trolling.

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This has to be a troll thead, so people, do not listen. Brick is a movie I can and have watched over and over. It is great.

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It just makes me kinda curious... what can possibly be going on a person's head to make it watch sth as "Brick" over and over. I suppose this is like the Mansons, Bundys, Geins and Garavitos of the world got started. I could almost bet that this is the kind of person who "understood" Jonnie Darko and actually enjoyed it... lol.

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!1!!1!!!111eleven!!!! @ "Jonnie Darko". Brilliant trolling, or complete troll fail? You be the judge.

"You hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

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This is just sad. Worst attempt at trolling I've seen in quite a while. God is dead.

Oh, and Brick is a fantastic movie.

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Actually, I saw kung fu panda on acid and I rather enjoyed it.

Not tempted to repeat that with brick however.

Also I think the OP is funny, so there. Here's to you op! Lets be BEST FRIENDS!

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You left out. . .
Stupid script,
Badly acted,
Badly directed,
Badly edited,
Totally ridiculous
and oh yes, very pretentious.

It looks like a something a bunch of school kids made over their school holidays.

7.2!! Good grief!




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