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Does anyone else learn stuff from this show?

posted 19 years ago by brhammer
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This show is very educational. In fact, I made a list entitled "Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Wildboyz". If anyone else can contribute, please do.

- You can survive numerous African Scorpion stings to the butt
- Tiny Owl's talons are used for grabbing prey and Steve-O's hand
- Elephant dookie is great for a African snowball fight
- Rats with only one eye are creepy
- Never wear a zebra costume when running from lionesses
- Piercing your cheek really hurts
- Deformed Indian feet don't taste too good
- Koalas have sharp claws

[–] rowedogg 19 years ago

Sweet

[–] KnowThisX 19 years ago

I've uh...Learned a bit also....
(Just from the two episodes i watched the other day)
-Komodo Dragons are Faster than Johnny Knoxville
-Fruitbats don't like bodyshots
-It makes really big welts when you get hit with a whip
-Jackass bitter (pronunciation) is REALLY bitter
-Jackass bitter heals red ant bites

"Slipknot better than Slayer? *beep* That *beep* That's Gay!"..........Metalheads Make Me Laugh...

[–] douche_bag 19 years ago

You guys forgot a VERY important one:
- Macaque is EXTREMELY powerful, and is worshipped in many countries.

[–] m0ng0jin 19 years ago

I know the scientific and much more eviler name for the tasmanian daredevil is sarcosfilis satanicus.

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[–] scottishot72 19 years ago

haha yeah thats good except for the fact thats its not called the Tasmanian DAREdevil its just plain Tasmanian Devil.

[–] brhammer 19 years ago

Okay, I was waiting until I got some posititve responses before I continued, so here are some more things I've Learned from the Wildboyz!

- If you've been stung by African Scorpions, you HAVE to be stung by Austrailian (I believe) Cave-dwelling Scorpions
- NEVER snort Curry
- If you don't breath through your nose when descending more than 100 feet into the ocean, blood vessels will burst in your eyes, giving you two wicked bad black eyes
- Crocodiles love fish purses
- King Cobras do not particularly like to be kissed (even by Chris)
- Macaque is generally mean-tempered

More to come!

[–] richtruelock 19 years ago

African Rock Python's do not like puppets.
Anacondas are stronger than Chris Pontius.
A Black Cayman will attack a blow up doll if you wave it in his face.

[–] brhammer 19 years ago

Okay, I just watched some more episodes, so here goes the list...

- The only way to become a man is to stick your hand into a glove full of army ants
- Army ant bites on the nipple hurt
- Elephants can kick soccer balls really hard
- Never try to headbutt a soccer ball kicked by an elephant
- Although considered a delicacy, eating fried beetles, frogs, larvas, wasps, and other insects will make Chris and Steve-O vomit
- The same can be said for bull testicles
- Storks will eat fish out of Steve-O's butt
- Steve-O makes a bad dog for a dogsled
- Chris makes a bad Superman

[–] lukeyo 19 years ago

Good thread and I basically agree with everything but i have one bone to pick. My parents are from India and I just visited and Ive gotta say, deformed Indian feet taste AMAZING... I think Steve-o and Chris just didn't prepare them right... you know to capture their natural flavor.

[–] brhammer 19 years ago

This is an adjustment thanks to "lukeyo"'s post:

"Deformed Indian feet don't taste too good"...(addition) to Steve-O and Chris. Other people find them quite tasty!

More to come... I promise!

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[–] bordetella 19 years ago

they actually have a lot of cool info about the country/animals/people/customs. i was watching that one where they went to thailand, and that tattoo looked really cool. and the argentina one, that killer whale catching the seals on the beach part was so interesting.