Awful awful awful
This is how truly dreadful this movie is, it compelled me to create this topic.
I gave it a 3/10 only because it is functionally sound - i.e. the camera work and lighting are competently done.
It is so, so, so bad and yet it's trying so hard to be cool and noire, that's what makes it so terrible, the laughably bad attempt at being sexy and dark.
That is all, I shouldn't waste one more second of my life discussing this garbage film.