Dwight makes no sense


In the first season, which is supposed to be an USAinized (calling this place 'America' is just so wrong, when that word has such bigger meaning) version of the original UK version, Dwight says 'so am I'.

Can anyone remember or guess what I am referencing?

Let's recap what Dwight has done over the years.

He has hidden NUMEROUS weapons in the office, including Nunchuka (only the ignorant fools spell or pronounce this word wrong), Shuriken (if I remember correctly), swords, knives, and so on and so forth. Very much preparing for violence.

He has used pepper spray (or something similar) to ASSAULT Roy, which is a violent act, of course.

He has punched HIMSELF in an attempt to make a point with Jim. Self-violence?

He has punched Michael in the stomach. Could not be more violent than that.

He has tried to attack people, such as Oscar, when he (Oscar) pushed Angela to the side.

He has been pretty violent towards animals, such as a bat in the office, and also capturing the bat inside a bag where Meredith also happened to be inside of. Sort of violence.

He had NO objections (if I remember, I could be wrong here) about Pam punching Michael violently in the face during the whole 'Dating Pam's mom' era.

Don't even talk to me about what he did to the expensive CPR training dummy.

He... well, you get the idea. Violence and workplace pretty much DEFINE the character named 'Dwight'.

Now, what was it that he said again? 'So am I'.

What did Michael say just before that?

Michael said, 'I am against violence in the workplace'.

When we look at Dwight's history and all the things he has done.. in the workplace.. even if we don't count Michael vs. Dwight 'Karate' match (you could say it was no longer in the workplace), Dwight is VERY violent, and has agreed with or done, caused, etc. A LOT of violence in the workplace!

How can he be AGAINST violence in the workplace, when he's the biggest culprit and cause OF said violence?

This makes NO SENSE!



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