so many to choose from but it has to be...
"b****cs so ruptured the only thing i'll be pulling for months is a chain, in the end you really have to ask yourself was it all worth it? ........ course it *beep* was!"
the pause and look on dyer's face is just priceless.
"Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's f**ing heads in at football..."
share"Im gonna *beep* the granny outta that"
Billy Bright: "What's the matter the fact that you've gotta open your Kebab shop in five minutes or that you buy your charlie off a white man"
Fred: "Well how's it feel to do business with a Turk when your supposed to be right wing, scooby doo is less confused then you"
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"Jesus I was expecting cornflakes and a quick wank"
Brilliant!!!
"Thomas? - I kick people's *beep* heads in for a laugh and you should know, div you read the charges out"
Love that line
So this is what a signature looks like..
Billy Bright - "let's have it right, you trying to mug me off in front of my pals?"
"I never had any friends again like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anybody?"
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