favortie quote from the movie


one of my favorties is when dolly says "Why are you still on top of meee" in her southern accent

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he's a born blender

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Gracie: What happened to team, yo?? You and me in it together??
Sam: Don't do that again

and

Gracie: You see this?? You see this?? Everybody knows this! I'm failure face
Sam: Well you'd better get your failure face out of my ruined career face, because right now I'm mad, and I'm p!ssed off and mad
*bit of a fight* - Sam hits Gracies arm
Gracie: You know you gotta stop doin that coz everytime you do it wrinkles!

and

Gracie: Please tell me you have tickets to Cirque du Soleil?

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Gracie....= he loved the....he loved the sluts?

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Gracie-" PMS for me means Pants Might Tread"
Gracie-"i guess this is a good time to tell you that, this is not your baby"
Gracie-"is it my snort, coz, i dont have to snort"
Gracie-"is it the sex, coz, i can get a manual"
Gracie-"no i dont cry, sir, i dont even have tear ducts"
Drag Queen show: Joel-"im really just here to have a good time"
Gracie-"I let McDonald let you have this job because no one out of the canine unit would have you"
Fuller-"I dont recall seeing a little skinny ass whit girl at the table growing up"

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Fuller: "Hart, you better be......
Hart: " I know, I know, or else your gonnna kick my skinny white ass"

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mine was

Gracie: OOH! LOWDY!... Ladies time!

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