Wow, this is so bad I couldn't make it to the porno scene...
...maybe I'm just tired, but when Rayne delivered her wooden line "I will not harm you, I only wish to kill vampires" after performing some of the worst combat choreography I've ever seen, that was all I could take. I think I made it 10 minutes and had to shut it off. If there's one thing you can't get wrong in a movie about a bad-ass half-ninja, half-vampire is the fighting. Somehow this movie managed to get even that wrong.
Does this disaster get any better as it goes along? Maybe I'll try to get to the rumored sex scene another time. haha