The writer makes fun of this movie
On netflix, there is a documentary about screenwriters called "Tales From The Script". One of the interviewees is Guinevere Turner, the writer of this fine film.
First off she is really hot! Second, she's a lesbian and proud of it =(.
At any rate, she talks about this movie. She says she submitted her first draft after talking once to Uwe Boll on the phone, who pretty much said "WHERE IS MY *beep* SCRIPT?!" and hung up.
She gets a call that weekend that "Uwe loved the script, they are starting to shoot on Monday." She laughs, because again, it was a FIRST DRAFT.
She then forgot about the movie until she gets invited to the premiere. On the way in, she talks to the producer, who says "well, don't be alarmed, because Uwe totally changed the script, and then let the actors have a crack at it."
She then watches the movie, and her quote was something like "I was the only person laughing out loud during the movie. It was pretty much the worst movie of all time. To anyone who actually saw this movie, just let me say that about maybe 25% of it was from my script. I think it's so bad that it will achieve some kind of campy drinking game status some day".