100 Things I Learned from The Pink Panther (2006)
1. Streets in Paris go downhill only.
2. Your boss may betray you. Your assistant may abandon you. But not the Internet. It will always be there for you.
3. It is a source of national shame if a French law enforcement officer acting in official capacity is caught with weapons at a US airport. TSA knows better than to ask them to fill out the paperwork in English. It's easier to call in the National Guard.
4. French police are able to conduct investigations in China.