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Favourite Quotes??

posted 19 years ago by moviedude-72
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Mine would have to be:

Kimberly: "Do you *beep* dogs?"
Kimberly: "While you where *beep* my dog, my dog went...oh, oh, rrrr!"

and

Brittany Wells: [mistaking the word 'pedophile'] Mr. Anderson's kind of weird. Especially around girls. We think he's a podiatrist.

Kimberly: So, Brittany, this is Randa. Randa's from the middle east, but she's really sweet. She doesn't say much, though.
Brittany Wells: Hi! I know all about the immigrant experience, how hard it can be - I'm Canadian.

So, what where yours???

I'll always love you Evan Rachel Wood

[–] Dying_angel_x 19 years ago

There are soo many!
but definitely

Kimberly: Kathy
Kathy: Yes
Kimberly: Kathy
Kathy: Yes?
Kimberly: Do you *beep* dogs?

Dad: get pregnant! become a drug attic! i dont care! here, you can get started ( throws pills at kimberly )
Kimberly: I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS BRAND *beep*

Dad: Where are you going?
Kimberly: Out
Dad: With who?
Kimberly: MY ASS CRACK!

Kimberly: If i was bad my mum used to spank me, she used to spank me so hard.

Kimberly: You want me to act sexy? I don't know how to be sexy! I'm only 15!

Kimberly: I could never give up men, i like cock to much. But sometimes i need a womans touch.

[–] Redsunbeam 19 years ago

"He's a poet! Everything he says is, like, in iambic pentagram!"

"Mr. Anderson can't afford 5 minutes of my time!"
"Aww, Dad, can't you do it pro-boner?"

"Silly boy, 60% of all males are circumcised!"

[–] randog25 19 years ago

At the audition: "He wants to get all up in that ass soup."

[–] VhunterD 18 years ago

I would never say boob, I'm an english teacher!!! Breast, I would say breast

"one time I came so hard I almost s#!+ my bed"

[–] lovelula 18 years ago

"It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor"
- suitably creepy, yet ironically true

"Yeah, boo nazis!"
- it just cracked me up

[–] chyeahitsAlicia 18 years ago

Kimberly: "That's Josh Horowitz. His Dad is Larry Horowitz, the famous lawyer. He represented that baseball player that murdered his wife, got him off too even though he was running around covered in blood with a baseball bat screaming 'I killed the bitch, I killed the bitch!'"

Kimberly Joyce: Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?
Randa: Sylvester Stallone?

Kimberly: Brittany and I are the best of friends; we confide in each other. Like the other day, Brittany confided that she feels dirty when she masturbates, but I told her that it was normal and healthy, even when you do it as much as she does.

Kathy: Kimberly! Kimberly, would you PLEASE take your dog for a walk?
Kimberly: Oh, are you done *beep* him?
Mr. Joyce: Oh, enough of that already, geez!
Kimberly Joyce: What? I saw her. her red nails were running through his chest hair like fire through a forest...
Kathy: That's actually kinda poetic...

And of course the one in my sig =)

Emily, I need you to listen very carefully *silence* that is the sound of me not caring.

[–] abbysees98 18 years ago

Kimberly Joyce: Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?
Randa: Sylvester Stallone?

i loved that line too .... but i was like NOOOOO Bia,,,,,,,tch not Stallone

its Chuck Norris...................

[–] chyeahitsAlicia 18 years ago

LMAO Chuck Norris. Nice ;)

Emily, I need you to listen very carefully *silence* that is the sound of me not caring.

[–] JasLoves 18 years ago

Kimberly- Playing solemn song on violin
Dad- " Shut the **** up!!!

[–] prettyNred525 18 years ago

kimberly: he said please three times. i couldn't really bring myself to say no.

--so trollopy.

[–] scarletmcnally 18 years ago

(While walking with Randa)

Kimberly: And that's Terry something. His parents aren't famous,so nobody talks to him.I do, though, 'cause I'm a good person.Hi, Terry.
Terry: It's Dave.

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