100 Things We Learned from Pretty Persuasion
1. Muslims are completely ignorant about sexuality
2. If you are a girl make sure your BF never knows you had anal sex: he'll dump you
3. It's ok to eat Twinkies as long as you puke them out later
4. Beer is better than women
5. It's more upsetting to be accused of using the word "boobs" instead of "breasts", than being accused of sexually abusing a teen.
Seems to me you're just plain scared