My favorite passage is between Alfred and Steve:
Alfred: Can I get your cell phone number?
Steve: (after an hesitation) Can I say no?
"That don't sound too good, Bill Murray!"
"Are you a bug, Bill Murray?"
"You can trust us, Bill Murray."
"Do not swallow. You spit it out, don't swallow, Bill Murray!"
"That's MY steak, Valance."
Everytime someone says they have to get to work I say "Bek t' the groind?"
And whenever someone gives me a gift, I say "Cool. Yeh. Thenks for the fency swag. Make me look like a mooooviestah."
Meg White after Jack leaves:
"Earth is a conductor of acoustical resonance."
I love this.
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And that's showbiz, kid.
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Roberto in the first scene - "Yes, very good, I don't understand nothing". Reberto just cracks me up in everything he does. Brilliant.