Truly terrible film


This was just pure garbage.

Don't get me wrong the idea for the film was a good one but the dialogue was so boring. Why not actually try and have them say something interesting?

Also, how many bloody times do we have to hear all the actors say "coffee and cigarettes".

Coffee and cigarettes
Coffee and cigarettes
Coffee and cigarettes
Coffee and cigarettes
Coffee and cigarettes
Coffee and cigarettes

Please just shut up…

Oh, and the Iggy Pop sketch was embarrassingly bad, with both ‘actors’ desperately trying to manufacture some type of ‘oh you have accidentally offended me sketch, crap.’

What a truly terrible movie

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painful to watch

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Unfortunately I watched this film at school so not only was I watching it against my will but I watched it in a very segmented way (perhaps that's a good thing.)

Anyway, there were times when I was watching it that I said it was worse than 'Lost in Space' (y'know the one with Matt Le Blanc), the film by which I compare all other films I dislike. However, when it came round to the Bill Murray and Steve Coogan segments I began laughing at loud, whilst recieving funny looks from my friends, - I particulary enjoyed the constant Bill Murray name dropping in his segment.

Personally, I think I would have got a lot more out of Coffee and Cigarettes if I recognised more people, smoke and drink coffee and was mates with Jim.

Whilst I respect it as a piece of art and the work that was put into it, it was painful in parts. I think that it being black and white helped disguise that it was shot over many years...any thoughts?

I like how such a simple film can spark such a mass debate and how, like Marmite, - you either love it or you hate it.

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I thought the film was okay. Some of the skits were wildly funny and some of them fell short. Since the film is just a sequence of skits, it's hard for me to judge it as a whole. I didn't think there was anything all that brilliant about it. The humour was very intelligent at times but I wouldn't call it a work of genius. I also have to disagree with all the negative sentiments regarding mainstream films- there are many outstanding mainstream films out there.

Finally I'd like to ask people to stop being such d**che bags to each other. You sound like a complete snob when you question people's intellectual capacity, spouting off a bunch of crap about French New Wave, auteurism, and John Cassavetes so that everyone will know how knowledgeable you are when it comes to cinema. You're a bunch of nerds with unhappy girlfriends and you can lick my butt (right after you attack me for the way I contradicted myself when I attacked you for attacking other people).

This was not that GREAT a movie in my mind. I don't understand people's fascination with the ordinary-- what's so profound about people sitting around talking when they have nothing interesting to say? (I'm only referring to a few of the scenes). Yes we can all relate, and its realistic and all, but so are the CCTV tapes at the bank. It doesn't make it f*ing inspired! Maybe if I knew the director and the actors on a personal level I might appreciate it more, just like if the child in the home video taking his first steps was my own instead of my neighbor's, I'd actually give a s**t.

oh, one more thing... I neither love nore hate Marmite. It's just strange.

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I don't understand why hipster trash always have to defend certain icons that they hold dear for some reason. "Ugh, if you didn't like this movie, you're clearly an idiot, some people clearly have no taste, ugh." Shut up. I have no idea why this kind of underdeveloped garbage is allowed to harbor opinions. Apparently secluding yourself within the limits of your clique makes you an intellectual? If that's the case, keep your vast wealth of knowledge private to your group of know-it-all friends who all secretly think they're smarter than you.

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now im not trying to put anyone down but i just recently turned 14 and i cant stand every time i go to a movie i enjoy there is some idiot who should be more mature and understanding of a film has time to put a movie down if you dont enjoy shut up and go rent idle hands or nutty professor if you dont like a particular movie just shut up and get another no big deal by the way the movie was made really well and is very creative

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No it isn't. ;-) Even great directors can make so-so films. Mystery Train, Down By Law, Dead Man- they s**t on this. This is more like he was just having fun messing around with his buddies. As for limitting your comments to films you enjoy...where's the fun in that?

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death by wednesday said:
"I don't understand why hipster trash always have to defend certain icons that they hold dear for some reason. "Ugh, if you didn't like this movie, you're clearly an idiot, some people clearly have no taste, ugh." Shut up. I have no idea why this kind of underdeveloped garbage is allowed to harbor opinions. Apparently secluding yourself within the limits of your clique makes you an intellectual? If that's the case, keep your vast wealth of knowledge private to your group of know-it-all friends who all secretly think they're smarter than you. "

Where do they go to school to learn to talk like this? Whiny haters always have the same jargon, courtesy the Bill O'Reilly correspondence courses, I guess...

I could even agree with the point... but it's the WAY the point is made... repulsive.

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Hey, liked this movie, and i liked idle hands! good to see young people that will sit through a film like this though. bravo!

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Haha, yeah i like Idle Hands too! Haha.. im 16 now, i guess i just was trying to hard in the post.

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Don't get me wrong the idea for the film was a good one but the dialogue was so boring. Why not actually try and have them say something interesting?


I laughed out loud during every clip. It helps to know a little something about the actors. I wouldn't say it was the most brilliant thing ever done, but I was entertained and glad I watched it.

I thought Tom Waits was hilarious.

-jar

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This movie is an aquired taste. Some think its a cult classic and others hate it. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I personally think any movie that will place Bill Murray with the WuTang Clan and Tom Waits with Iggy Pop (no dialogue was used, this movie was purely improv) should be given respect. Everyone has different opinions and that is the greatest thing about independent movies, they cater to audiences that prove they could not make it in the mainstream, as proven in this forum.

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Yes. About half the shorts are very good, the other half is OK. There's some very good dialogue comedy in some of the shorts.



Last film watched:
LA Confidential by Curtis Hanson - 9/10

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Yo I had to watch this in my English class. I wanted to stab myself in the eye with my pen.


This is torture.

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i liked it...wouldnt say its the best film ever, but i could kick back, zone out and enjoy it

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Go to Oz and get a brain

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with the exception of the steve coogan and bill murray sketches (and the presence of steve buchimi, not that sketch), i thought this movie was just boring. the dialogue was like sub par taratino dialogue and every sketch seemed exactly the same but with different actors. yes, it is original, yes it is creative, artistic etc.
but just because soemthing is original, creative or artistic, this does not immediately qualify it as being good.

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Certain kind of people can feed their ego with the notion that I didn't understand this, but that's exactly the only kind of people who will think this is the masterpiece. Namely, it is about 13-21 year olds who will find something to be different by, for the lack of real persona.


I think that anyone else will either hate it, because of expecting "Spiderman vs. Terminator 5: Naked Babes Playing Beach Volley Interrupted", or find it only possible to watch, because of knowing what the real art looks like.

This was not bad, but not really good. There were few really funny stories (like Molina/Coogan sketch), and some decent acting (Cate dual role Sketch).
I hated delirium (Wu Tang and Bill Murray sketch). I couldn't understand this people.
They sound like each having a chicken stuffed up their mouth, and refusing to chew it. Bill Murray was funny, as always (a bit repetitive, as always).
But if you skip this movie, you won’t miss much. Definitely not for multiple watching, gets very boring. Also cinematography is ugly (acceptable, but not nice). Shame it is so, with such strong potential symbols (coffee and cigarettes).
In my opinion, there's nothing really greatly artistic here. You want B&W art? Go see Seventh Seal.

As someone said here, it’s not bad to see it in mildly drunk company (actually, so is starship troopers, but in a different way). Though, this is far, far away from some masterpiece quality, still not a complete wasted time.

In one word: Trivial

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