they shudve had a scene with jessica topless. tht wudve made it a lot better. they had the tops off with the other girls but her. all though she still looked fine in her bikini i wud like to admit they shudve done a scene with her topless.
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would have been a 10/10
A gangbang would have been nice.
Maybe there was one but it was cut out of the final version. Have you checked the deleted scenes?
what's a gangbang?
shareSome kind of sexual orgy. Not an overly mature statement from Mouldyman.
shareThanks, Vanderghast! If you look at the posts nested, you can see that the gangbang suggestion wasn't mine originally, I was actually being dryly humorous, but never mind.
Perhaps I may sound more mature if I say that you smell of poo?
Hope that helps
Mouldyman
To you last question, I answer: Nope, that will make yourself giving a confirmation to first impressions.
Without that second paragraph of yours, I would have to excuse myself, and mentioned that indeed, matthewc3233 was the first to have mentioned it, and that I had missed your humor, and that I would have been sorry. As for smelling poo, I will go wash myself, right now, and the smell will be gone. After all, it is far easier to get rid of smell than of a character trait.
Not sure your second paragraph really helps... you.
Vanderghast
Apologies, Vanderghast, for messing around. You're right, I was being immature, and thanks for taking the time to point that out to me. I have no proof whether or not you do in fact, smell of poo, so I shouldn't have made that claim. It was speculous and unwarranted.
I hope this has not marred your enjoyment of the film, this thread (entitled 'wat they shudve done with jessica'(sic)), and the prospect of whether or not there may have been a gangbang on the DVD extras.
I think your comment has really helped... me.
Mouldyman
I have to apologize too, your general behavior is not one we would get from an immature person, and I should have been more careful when pointing to the first one who has brought the expression in this discussion.
Vanderghast.
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That suggestion hit the nail right on the head. However, one small problem exists, Jessica considers herself to be a "singer" and a credible "Actress". As we all know actresses with any integrity at all NEVER pigeon hole themselves by doing nude scenes. Otherwise they will be asked to do nude scenes in every movie they do in the future. Jessica thinks she is entirely too good to fall into that trap (you know, hacks like Anne Hathaway, and what that has done for her...lol), and it might damage Jessica's "career." After all she deserves to be taken seriously because she is a top shelf talent. Just ask her she'll tell ya.....ha ha.
Note the sarcastic tone...lol.
Jessica Simpson is as talentless as this movie is bad. She is a moronic gold digger with more boobs than brains. Since she is nothing more than a press hound who bangs rich famous men for a living, her only talent is attracting paparazzi. Showing her boobs would have been this film's only saving grace. Oh, and she doesn't even belong in the same sentence as Catherine Bach. CB is very smart, well spoken, and was one of the hottest women to ever be on television, not to mention a sweetheart in real life. JS is not good looking, completely full of herself, and about as smart as Sarah Palin or your average ashtray.
"Religion is the opiate of the people" - Karl Marx
Any male that says Jessica is not attractive is either a liar or gay and I think even the gays would think she's hot. That's not just my opinion that's fact....
"Any male that says Jessica is not attractive is either a liar or gay and I think even the gays would think she's hot. That's not just my opinion that's fact.... "
I'm straight, completely honest, and have even dated a few celebrities. I'll say it like I did before, Jessica Simpson isn't remotely attractive. Dumb, talentless, fat, gold diggers are NOT attractive. That is a fact.
"Religion is the opiate of the people" - Karl Marx
What they should have done was made her a mute. That way she wouldn't have had any speaking lines.
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