What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A playboy.
Can someone please explain.
Don't read below if you arent 13 or older. Not dirty, just suggestive.
He is called a playboy because of the sterotype of farmers having "relations" with some of the livestock. Two sheep would indicate he gets around more often than others. Its very crude once explained, I know.
Yeah, I didn't really get it when my sister and I watched it.
And that explination didn't really help. That just makes it sound...not funny.
Johnny Knoxville rocks.
Go RINGER!
"When the *beep* did we get ice cream?"
"Was I sleeping?"
"Did you get ice cream?"
Poker? I barely know her!!!!!!
The one I don't get is about the politician taking viagra getting taller. I assume that's because he's horizontal when he takes it. Is this a sex joke, like politicians are always having sex? Aside from Clinton, most politicians are yucky old people.
I don't get it.
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"The one I don't get is about the politician taking viagra getting taller. I assume that's because he's horizontal when he takes it. Is this a sex joke, like politicians are always having sex?"
Micrep: No, its not a sex joke. Its a stab at personality. They're calling politicians the slang term for penis that starts with D. Can I say it here? I'm afraid of getting flamed, so I wont.
In any case... when someone takes a Viagra, their penis becomes "taller". So if a politician IS a penis, and he takes a Viagra, he will become taller. Ta da.
Wow
shareBecause he;s a DICK!
shareHAHA. That's funny.
shareOkay kids time for bed...let the adults talk!
I weep for our future...today's yutes need everything explained to them....the demise of critical thinking is upon us.
I grew up on a farm, so I totally got the sheep joke. But it is common sense, and anyone old enough to have a dirty mind should have understood it. I could be wrong though. Political correctness is responsible for part of this I'm sure.
And I LOVE your comment about today's youth. At the risk of offending people here, I have to say many kids are learning nothing more than how to push buttons on calculators, phones, and computers now. I used to teach lower level math in college, and it amazed me that so many "kids" IN COLLEGE couldn't add 2 numbers without using a calculator. Very sad.
I am 55 and can use an app on my phone to scan a document and email it as a PDF within seconds, but I also know how to do it the old fashioned way if necessary. Computers are certainly helpful, but they are relied upon way too much these days and have all but replaced critical thinking and common sense.