ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
I'm at one hour and five minutes and I have no idea why I am still watching it. It's like watching a two hour episode of Seinfeld, except this is not funny.
It's a movie about... nothing. Blah, blah, blah, look at me, I'm so cute, blah, blah, blah, look I'm having a beer, blah, blah, blah, hey let's talk about blah, blah, blah...
So, the close-ups of Orlando Bloom's and Kirsten Dunst's facial expressions...are they supposed to elicit something from me? Because they don't. I'm trying to not be tired as I watch, but zzzzzzz....