Doesn't have to be the funniest but still what u thought was funny. . .
i'll name more later. . .
The episode with the two lesbians:
the guy who sung at their wedding hired by paris. . .i was seriously on the floor at this part cuz he was so weird and funny. . .the song went like. . .all my friends, and all my lovers are. . . .DEAD. . .LMAO that was the best part of that episode. . .
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I love the episode in season two when they are making those sausages and the sausage mixture goes everywhere!
Butcher - "what the hell are y'all doing?"
Paris - "Making sausages"
season 1
-(the roadkill incident)
- nicole to paris, after paris brushes her with a sponge whilst washing a truck: 'you got sexy lil soap suds on my arm'
season 2
nicole- i'm a black folk too.
season 4
paris - ask for toast and butter (to impersonator)
funny you should say that.
what's funny?
no. funny you should say that. - 25th hour.
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Season 1
"That bacon smells so good"-Paris
"They probably killed it this morning"-Nicole
Season 4
When Nicole is doing the little girl's makeup.
"Haven't you ever heard of Jon Benet Ramsey?"
The season where they are interns is probably the funniest season yet. I loved, loved the 'Burger King' episode.
*Marilyn Jayne Banks* 9/21/05
Britney Spears = Comeback in 2007.
1st Season
when they "steal" the birdhouse for janet's mother's day and the man comes over the house to get back his money and Nicole pretends that her cat died. I love who Paris pretends to act like Curly.
2nd Season
When they work to catch several full sacks of crawfish and Paris uses the cooked crawfish from the barbecue the day before as the ones they caught that day.
3rd Season
Mechanics episode - when they steal the car
Funeral Home Episode - When Nicole knocks over the ashes
Bakery Episode - when they spill the batter for the cupcakes on the floor and they blame that one guy and the lady yells at him
Computer Chips Episode- When they make that VIP room and wrap each other in bubble wrap
4th Season
Every segement with Nicole in it.
There are some funny moments in season 2:
Nicole: Who's the last girl you dated?
Boy: Cindy.
Nicole: Oh, I know her. She got knocked up on the street.
Boy: No!
Nicoel: Yes!!
I love the epsiode where they're making sausages.
Sausage-Man: You need to sell these sausages.
[Next scene; Nicole stands on the street, waving at cars with sausages]
Nicole: SAUSAGES!!! Who wants SAUSAGES???
Yes definitely when Nicole pretended her cat died and Nicole was pretending to be Curly! and then Nicole was like "what is he going to do with the mirror, look at his ugly cows all day". Also in the first session when they go into a quilting session and Nicole tells them to make the quilts edgier by painting them or burning them with cigarettes and then tells the old ladies to tell their grandsons that she's horny. Also in test episode in the first season were they work at the taxidermist and they take the bear to Sonic and Paris and Nicole are telling people that they own "Sonics" and asking what small black bears eat.
sharein the first season when they stole the birdhouse and mirror from that store and nicole made up that story about her cat dying i lost it.
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but I can't help but laugh everytime I see this one from Season 3, the funeral home episode, where they're driving the hearse to the cemetary and Nicole turns on Brick House by her dad on the radio and dances in the hearse
Ah man i miss the first 3 seasons. I laughed so hard at those
Season 1.
I love that whole season. I can watch it over and over again. When they worked at Sonic i was laughing so hard. Its been awhile since ive watched it but i know there are so many others
Season 2.
Another great season. The nudist colony was great, when Nicole was rubbing that cream on the baseall guys legs and moaning was funny
Season 3.
When they worked at Burger King i was crying from laughter. They get in disguises and Paris starts talking and her fake teeth come out is priceless. The computer chip plant when the scary boss walks into the VIP area and scares Paris, when they work at the psychic place and the lasy says "Idear" and "Foffesional" made me get a six pack
i never finished season 4 because it was WAY too scripted
this season is okay but i havent laughed like the first 3 seasons
o my gosh!!! i think the only time i stop laughing when im watching the simple life is on commercials...and then im usually still laughing at what they said before the commercial!!!
i love everything about season one, two, and three.
four was okay, but paris and nicole are funnier together!
Five is really funny too!! i love when hunter and paris are walking and huter takes his shirt off for like the third time and paris goes...are you taking your shirt off again!?! and when hunter and paris are sent to get the snakes from the cabin and hunter freaks out then when paris leaves shes like....bye little girl!! and i also love when they are doing the bueaty pagent and paris and danika fall on stage and pull the curtain down and nicole is like...if your gonna easedrop(sp.).....be smooth about it!!!
i absolutley loove this show!!!....i can't wait til tomorrow to see it again!!!
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My favorite part from Season 4 is when Nicole is with the husband that she takes the calendar pictures of. The whole segment is hilarious but the funniest, I think, is the warm up suit she makes him wear. From this season the funniest line is when Nicole apologized to the camp owner for doing something (I can't remember what she/they had done) but when she is done, the camp owner says "That's OK. I know deep down you're a good person" to which Nicole replies "Wanna make out?" Hysterical! I also liked the whole shirt thing with Hunter :-)
shareThis may not seem really funny to some people but it was to me:
Season 3, Episode 1: after Nicole backs into the car for the 2nd time and the boss is fussing, and she says, "I just got my licsense, like, last week." OMG I cracked up.
Season 3, episode 9: close to the end when they are putting the sugar in the big mixer and Paris turns it on without putting the water in and sugar goes EVERYWHERE. That was problably scripted, but it was funny.
Season 4: (The Burton Family) Nicole made those little kids cuss and paint on the parents walls.
Season 5: Nicole and Paris were trying to clean the closet. The episode when Nicole was speaking on the intercom in spanish and she was like wake up whores! Basically anytimg Nicole is on the intercom
Oh my lord there are so many great lines I can't remember.I always love it when they randomly sing sansa that cracks me up.Some of my favorite scene's/lines are in one season I think it was season 3 but I'm not sure paris and nicole are working at a bakery I think and paris squeezes the bag to hard and it explodes on her.I couldn't stop laughing after that.And in the same episode the lady was telling them to dip half of the cookie in the choclate and leave the other half plain she was like half white half black and nicole goes "like me!"haha and in this current season there were alot I enjoyed like on the last episode they just aired in the begging when they were meeting that actor lady nicole was like "kinda like rehab" and the lady said something about being in a mental hospital and then nicole was like "I love mental hospitals."Then when nicole was asking a guy what kinda dancing he liked and he said krump dancing then she was like I love krump dancing.She just said that really funny.Then when nicole was like "oh I don't need makeup I'm already black."That was funny I love when she mentions that she's black.Also when she walked in on paris getting her makeup done she was like I can't tell a diffrence and they were like we havn't done anything and she was like ....oh.Then when she saw paris all done she was like "I feel like you look more black then me."That cracked me up.Also when they were doing the punching the pillow scene I thought it was funny how nicole was like "ok lady I'm 5'1."And when she beat matthew up saying she was mad he had curly hair.Oh lord the whole episode cracked me up.Ok I just realized I'm writing to much so I'm gonna stop.Basicly I love everything they say it cracks me up.I can't believe there is only one more episode left!:(
"I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!"
I liked when, in Til Death Do Us Part, when Nichole was driving the minivan to the camping ground and ran over those people's tent. I was rolling on the floor!
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Sonic - Funny!!
Paris - Bacon Smells Good.
Nicole - Probablly Killed It This Morning.
When Nicole Is Talkin Bou Chops && She Shows Janet How He Smiles.
Nicole - You Smell Like Onions.
When Nicole Pretends her cat died && Paris Is Curley.
Nicole: I Like guys Who Look like Their Are Dying.
Nicole runs over the people's tent!
Loads .. Season 1 was awsome .. =]
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Does ne1 know what nicole's fave phrase is? like paris always says That's Hott! well my friend and i were trying 2 figure out what nicole says. ne1 know? that would help alot!
thanks xoxo
Nicole Says That's Hot Alot ..
She Says A Few Things -
Love You Sexy.
Hey Gawjuss
How Old Are You ..
Sexual ..
Etc.
But im not sure what her saying i tho!
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she likes to call things silly a lot and she calls a lot of people bitches but one of her favorite sayings i think is "do you love it?"
she likes to call things silly a lot and she calls a lot of people bitches but one of her favorite sayings i think is "do you love it?"
One of my favorite episodes is in season 2 and Paris and Nicole are staying with the family with the dancing goat. First off when they're out with the two sons and Paris and Nicole are trying to find them girls, and then Paris brings the sons a boy and said "I couldnt find any girls." Then when they take the boys tanning and they spray tan them and Nicole says, "do you love it" and the guy says "it's a little blotchy" and Nicole is like "where?" "where is it blotchy" Sooo funny
shareYeahh .. lol the dancing sheep!! && paris was like thuis reminds me of the film carrie .. lol funny. =]
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Any part where Paris goes into her deep voice...Loves it.
The bit where she's making lunch in the 4th season for the horrible (and frankly, camp!) husband using the irons and as she walks up the stairs "Husband.... I made you some lunch"
Also, when they go the camp site with the divorcee and Nicole drives straight through the tents...
I love those girls.
*Nothing of me is original, I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known*
Season 1:
- Nicole checking the cow for pregnancy and then chasing after paris with the feral glove
- Nicole: 'i love a man who sweats'
Big fat sweaty guy: 'I sweat alot!'
- Nicole abusing the cows to get them to move
- Curly: 'They got sausage on a stick'
Season 2:
- Ordering room service and a maid in the room they're supposed to be cleaning in the nudist facility
- When they play hide and seek with the girl they're baby sitting and break all the rules and lose her.
- The Moth attack in the car! LMAO
Season 3: My fav season
- Excuses for being late 'so much traffic' and such
- When nicole checks her life line on her palm and she says 'my life line is broken, AM I GONNA DIE SOON!', lady 'No, no .. no-ones gonna die'
- When the icing pops on paris's head
- Mascara around the microscope
- paris 'can we make this shinier and cuter'
- Fire fighter ep. when they're trying to get water into the truck and spill water on the side walk
fireman ' you got water .. but not in the truck'
nicole: 'some splashed onto the truck'
- Ad agency, paris on the phone to Aldos ordering food saying
'hi this is richard ..... kirshenbimi ... kishenbaumer .. whatever .. liek his assistant can we get food?' HANG UP PHONE
I love the 3rd season episode at the computer chip plant where they put the little rubber fingers on the air guns and blast them across the room. I'm so childish!
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Working at Burger King in the advertising episode of season 3.
Nicole: Can I interest you in our new sandwhich called The Enormous?
Customer: No thanks *orders what she wants*
Nicole: (to kitchen): One Enormous, please.
Paris (when working at the drive-thru): What can I get you, Bitch?.
Episode 3 of season 5 when they help the girls' in a beauty pagent.
(after asking a girl how old she is and the girl replying that she was six)
Nicole: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No
Nicole: A girlfriend?
(also to a six year old)
Nicole: What advice would you give to a friend if you found out she was pregnant?
(about the same girl)
Nicole: She can't sing...great t/i/t/s, though.
When forced to wear a helmet:
Nicole: I look like a penis.
-Any moment with "SANASAAA"! Like on the bus with the woman that tells them off for singing, but ends up joining in.
-Paris always saying "Geez..."
-Rolling around laughing on the floor at the supermarket.
-At the computer chip internship where they make their own disco and dance with the employees.
-Making the fireman calendar.
-"These girls are getting on my neck!" ROFL
-When they're are doing that shuffling of the feet dance in the (bakery?) as they are getting told off ROFL!!
There are so many! These are fresh in my head because I have seen them recently.
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
In season 2 when they stay with the biker family and the son says he has to do homework.
Nicole: We'll help you with your homework
Paris: Yeah, we're smart.