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I am High Society and Ivy League Educated and I Love Anchorman

posted 11 years ago by sarabooker1
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I myself live a very high brow existence. I wake to the dulcet tones of the latest productions of the Hartford Opera Theater. I meditate before rising by mentally scanning the existential treatises of Soren Kierkegaard for irony.

I start my day with a healthy breakfast rich in Tuscan grains and peeled southern European grapes. They give my skin a healthy aristocratic sheen which complements my extensive and well-traveled vocabulary.

Mid-morning is usually spent viewing a marathon of episodes from Masterpiece Theater from several decades ago when it was still-well written.

For lunch my personal chef rotates which continent today's cuisine will hail from. Seven continents...one for each day of the week...Antarctica's pemmican hoosh and stewed penguin being my personal favorite.

Afternoons are spent at poetry readings. This week's reading will be The Wasteland by T.S. Eliot, the unedited version, replete with Sanskrit translations, and readings from the author's sanitarium patient files.

For dinner it is tuxedo tails and top hats, caviar and incandescent wit. My guests and I regale ourselves by guessing what was in Lord Byron's burned memoirs.

But admittedly evening is the one time I allow myself the possibly mind-numbing experience of dabbling in the coarser arts. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy happens to be my favorite method of resting my brain so that afterward I may be prepared for slumber. It also helps me to be relate better to the rabble since I don't always have a translator when I run into them at the DMV.

[–] benmasta 11 years ago

i guess ill be the first one to say.

ur a douche.

i hated this movie too.

[–] sarabooker1 11 years ago

Why hello there Kind Sir,

Thank you so much for the compliment. By calling me a douche I assume that you mean that I am refreshing like a summer's evening shower.

I am sorry that you did not enjoy my favorite "low brow" movie character Ron Burgundy in all his polyester, macho splendor.

However, I am intrigued by you nonetheless. First of all I would like to congratulate you on your regular bowel movements and healthy urine streams as you mentioned in your profile. Sounds like you are getting your daily recommendation of fiber and keeping yourself hydrated. Bravo!

Secondly, being a wealthy, high society type I have money to contribute to worthwhile causes and I happen to be interested in this "potential explosive factor" you mention in your profile. Perhaps it would be amusing to "rocketeer" myself from my stately mansion in Newport to my seaside beach house in the Hamptons, with you in tandem of course, as you would be needed for fuel. Maybe if we take you out of the lab and find the right foodstuffs we can create the necessary propulsion through experimentation.

Also, I wonder where the model trains factor on your potential explosive factor scale when you consume them Godzilla style. Do you consume any other foodstuffs Godzilla style? How about other non-food stuffs? If we don't team up for the rocketeer experiment perhaps we should look into financing a B-movie about your eating habits.

Anyway, you are quite a candid, interesting fellow. Good day, Kind Sir.

[–] ZenFS 11 years ago

You, my dear... are a genius of entertainment. ;)

[–] Lunchbox-3 10 years ago

Your vocabulary is well-traveled? Where has it been?

[–] sarabooker1 9 years ago

Well, it's been here and there, but mostly there. Who am I kidding, it's been everywhere. I know many words and exotic birds.

[–] sleepylegion 9 years ago

Do you also own many leather-bound books in an apartment that smells of rich mahogany?

www.selfnegatingface.blogspot.com

[–] sarabooker1 9 years ago

But of course. I also keep a jar of Grey Poupon in the glove compartment of my limo.

[–] prplayer 9 years ago

high quality trolling 9/10

so many movies, so little time

[–] ebright99 8 years ago

Love this thread.

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

I agree and tip of the cap to you. I am sorry some people don't get your sense of humour. I love it