Absurd plot...

This would be better. The respective agencies of the two Smiths decide to hire the other smith. since the smiths are bored working for their current bosses maybe a change of scenery would do some good. But after a few months of switching places they find that their lives need more excitement. They decide to eliminate their bosses and form their own "corporation" with Eddie being the man in charge. From this point I haven't decided if this would be a comedy. If it was then Rob Schneider would be in it. Then we would also add Jonas Hill, and the "pie-molester", Jason Biggs in this film as comedic fodder. Not sure if Jason Lee and Jason Mewe would make an appearance, but since this film is about assassins Jason Bourne would definitely be in it.