Please people, get this movie in the Bottom 100
Hell, get it all the way to #1, because I must honestly say that this is the worst film that I have ever seen before in my life. I know that a lot of people say that, but this summer I read the book "Showgirls, Teenage Werewolves, and Astro Zombies: One Man's Year Long Journey to Find the Worst Movie Ever Made" and it encouraged me to become better acquainted with the cinematic trash that has been created in our history. While most would see me as insane, I actually had fun (I use that term loosely) trying to see if I could find the worst film ever made (IMO of course). I've now seen (as of December 10th, 2010) 24 of the movies currently in the bottom 100, but (because the list varies a lot) there have been times when that number is over 30.
This film...is it. The only reason why it isn't in the bottom 100 is because it hasn't gotten enough votes. And if you look at it's average voter score, it comes out to a measly "1.1". I kid you not. That would be the second lowest possible score on IMDB and would catapult it to the #1 spot on the bottom 100 list. Think about it. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (another supremely bad, awful, fear inducing film) has a 1.4 average. This is 0.3 points LOWER!
This film is terrible on EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL!!!!! The acting is non-existent; the opening credits are Microsoft Word Art; the film has a completely pointless 10 minute scene of "your Momma" jokes; the lighting makes the whole film too dark to see anything; the film is also called "Ax'em", but the killer in it uses a machete. NOBODY HAS AN AX!
There are two long drawn out dinner scenes where the main characters (and if I recall there is like 10 of them) all sit around and joke and eat food FOR NO REASON! It adds NOTHING to the plot.
All the film needs is a few more hundred votes. Now I know what you're thinking, that people need to see the film before they vote on it, because then it is not a true voter score (that's how a lot of voting happens on IMDB unfortunately) and you really really don't want to watch the film to vote on it. I propose one thing: seeing as how this is the only film that EVER drove me to drink after I watched it, I would make the viewing more tolerable by watching it while drinking alcohol (your choice which kind). Then after you wake up the next morning and nurse your hang over (because you will have drunk the whole bottle in an attempt to make the movie even somewhat tolerable) go on IMDB and give it that "1" that it deserves.
I realize this was a long post, but those who stuck with it, I thank them.
P.S. Here's a link to the film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re5xpf2j94E