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I'm gonna be here all night dude

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Luckily I don't suffer from irritable bowel syndrome, but I found myself being reminded that I needed to go to the can myself after those scenes. Thank goodness a fresh new roll of paper awaited my arrival and I didn't need the use of Granny's hand-stitched hand towel.🐭

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I would have kicked the door down. And then told the guy to leave or I was going to spray diarrhoea all over him.

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I use that line every time someone knocks on a bathroom door! Cracks me up still

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