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When you catch someone railing your new wife...

posted 10 years ago by wilft1
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especially on your HONEYMOON!!! You dont waste time talking to them, you break them in half.
Hank Azarias character deserved multiple baseball bat swings to the head and groin.

People tend to look at you differently when you stuff a voodoo doll full of laxitives

[–] FEL123_2000 10 years ago

And then he had the nerve to tell the "hippo" story right after.

[–] Ailec1987 10 years ago

You do neither of them. You go on permanent NC with the so called ''wife'' and immediately start filing for divorce.

Serious, is some ugly tramp worth going to jail with assault charges???

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[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

You dont waste time talking to them, you break them in half.

No, the flippers were too intimidating.🐭

[–] Quentin36 9 years ago

That would have made for a hilarious money. Good suggestion!!

[–] shrilltrills 9 years ago

Nah, you just leave. That skank isn't worth it.

What was ridiculous was that she had the nerve to come back and ask him to take her back after that. She couldn't even keep other guys out of her vagina for a couple of days of being married and she expects to just be his wife like nothing happened. I was glad when he called her a cold-hearted bitch in front of everyone.

[–] !!!deleted!!! (64820750) 9 years ago

Well he did try to attack him, but then he was much stronger and had him in a grip. So he couldn't have done much. I would've simply walked away lol

[–] ACME_Horses 8 years ago

Huh tough guy? And do beat the s%&# out of her too? She was 50% responsible.