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This movie is

posted 15 years ago by yoncenator
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even slower than Blair Witch Project. I'm 45 min in, so far Vincent has raced his bike, kissed a gas station girl and blew her off, gone to visit his old next door neighbor's house, made a pit stop to make out with Cheryl Tiegs, considered buying a rabbit, made it to Vegas. Oh wait he got GAS and took his bike for a spin on the salt flats. The main screen time being consumed looking through a bug spatted windshield at nondescript countryside or through a camera fixed on Vincent's right ear, sometimes completely silent for long periods of time, sometimes accompanied by a mediocre single guitar/vocal soundtrack. Obviously not dialog, visual, plot or suspense, driven.

I believe Vincent has discovered a new way of storytelling, by avoiding it completely.

Will repost if I can make it through this. If it weren't for Cheryl Tiegs, I don't think I would have made it this far.

This is no Buffalo '66.

Did you tell LUKE..? Is THAT who you could tell??

[–] vincentsteely 15 years ago

You forgot, he got a blowjob and nutted in Chloe's mouth.

[–] yoncenator 15 years ago

I got a great idea for a film!! How about a movie where I play video games for about 30 minutes, then Megan Fox comes over and makes out with me and I push her offa me and then go drive my brand new Porsche 911 turbo around the country for about 30 minutes then Jennifer Connelly meets me in a hotel and blows me in an artsy fartsy sex scene with no dialog and no music. Then we could throw a party and film Jenn naked again and use a brilliant new trick called a "FLASHBACK" Let's see the budget would be about 20 million dollars (9 for Megan 10 for Jenn and the rest on the car and film and stuff) It would be really controversial since Jenn would blow me on film in an X rated scene (her first) so it would turn a profit and everyone will be polarized, art hipsters calling it genius and the general population hating it but having to see it anyways because Jenn Connelly is doing an X rated scene. But we could shoot the whole thing in three days or so (just to make sure we had enough takes on the money shot ya know)
WIN!
I am such a GENIUS!!

Did you tell LUKE..? Is THAT who you could tell??