* It's easier to attract a shark than it is to get a cab, but hailing a submarine will take a bit longer.
* All life started in Africa (even though the continent Africa and Mt Kilimanjaro were not around at the time)
* Alexander the Great had holographic technology
* The best way to sneak into China undetected is to crash your ufo-like jet into a mountain and then do some tricks on the Great Wall with your motorbike.
*It is possible to do anything if you have massive boobs and an ass tighter than a botox forehead.
*All asians are stealthy thieves.
*Play fighting with a butler and smashing expensive items are a great way to stay in shape.
* Angelina's tits are near perfect.
share*riding side-saddle is an option
*littering the african landscape with your parachute is OK
*little chinese women in remote villages love motorbikes
*bubble gum is ALWAYS useful
*Men with guns will never actually shoot you.
*Its possible to fly a real life helicopter if you have played a game containing one.
*you can sky-dive from a plane and there will be a jeep waiting at your exact end point.
*Its much easier to jump from the roof of a building to escape rather than use the front door.
* Sharks sound like cats.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
* Punch a shark and it will swim straight up to the surface.
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** I am normally not a praying man, but if you are up there, please save me Superman **
The British Government will instantly believe in Pandora's Box and release a dangerous criminal into the custody of a former girlfriend in order to save the world.
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