-Even though everyone is broke, you don't have to work if you don't feel like it.
-Razor Blades taste good.
-A man eating chicken is exactly that.
-"Blowoffs" are cool as long as mom says so.
-Artie "The strongest man in the world!" runs a cootchie show.
If your daughter works as a whore alongside her mother, you have succeeded as a parent. If she marries a good man and tries to live a normal life then you have utterly failed at parenting.
shareBack in the day, good old Zippo cigarette lighters could burn for a REALLY LONG TIME and NEVER GET HOT.
Adrienne Barbeau will probably be playing sexpot roles until she dies.
This show would have been a LOT better if it had just stuck to depicting the carnival life in the 30's, and left out the whole "Brother Justin" arc.
Love isn't what you say or how you feel, it's what you do. (The Last Kiss)