Could you do better?

Are you kidding? I could randomly slap down ideas off the top of my head into a script and it would be turned into a better movie than Hou... ERM, SHACK of the Dead, that really says a lot about the cackness of this... "movie", if you want to call it that, more like complete and total bastardization, that would probably be the best way to describe it, if that's even possible, and on that, I'm fairly pessimistic (for this movie, anyway). In short, AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS!

"It's not who I am underneath... but what I do that defines me".

-Christian Bale (Batman Begins)

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Seriously, with a movie camera from the Flintstones with a f-ing bird pecking images on to slate I could make a better movie.

That line alone made me piss myself laughing for about 5 minutes, nice one, lol.

In response to the question though, although i've had no experience working on a film or directing, i honestly believe that with £10 million and a set that i could create a far better film, my film may not be paticularly good due to my lack of film creating knowledge but i can safely assure you that yes in terms of story and skill it would be better.

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I don't know. I'm sure it's a lot harder than it looks, but it would be fun to try. For example, since this isn't supposed to be a serious movie, and since I'm not unfamiliar with generators, speakers, and dancing in the woods, I'd have to include something like this:

It's getting dark; they're still on the beach. They decide to go back to the rave stage because there's lights there. Someone accidentally bumps a turntable and starts the music going. Raver zombies respond to the music by dancing instead of attacking. Our heroes blow away zombies in various ways. When there's a breakdown in the track that's playing, the camera goes to extreme slow motion while zombie heads explode. The generator is down to the last gallon of gas, and the heroes decide to retreat to the "house". As they're leaving, someone picks out a mix CD, prominently labeled as "progressive house of the dead", winks at the camera and sticks it in a CDJ to keep the zombies dancing while they escape. They have to conceal the guns and dance as they make their way through the dancing zombies. As they're leaving, we see two zombies attempting to do the "raver handshake" and failing.

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