Why Does No One Talk About The "Funny Version" ?
There was an official cut of this movie released called "The Funny Version" were the director basically tried to insert humor a 6 year-old would find humorous.
I do not see any mention of this version on the IMDB page anywhere.
Video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpz8pAgKyFY
Written review: http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/8691/house-of-the-dead-funny-version-dvd/