1. Never underestimate the power of the words "Excuse me?"
2. Mr. Sir has been in a bad mood since he quit smoking
Toy 3-9/10
Digging a hole is never a good build of character for anyone.
-Kindan no akuma to no keiyaku; te ni ireta kono chikara-
4. Sam can fix that.
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"This is good... Isn't it?"
5. 'I can fix that' means he really can fix it.
Insert @V@T@R
6. If you didn't dig today, give your piece of bread to someone who did.
7. If you carry some creepy fortune teller up a mountain you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
July 20th and June 8th
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15. Sploosh (?) tastes good, like peaches.
16. Don't drive a stolen truck into a hole.
17. No one gives a damn about fossils.
18. If offered a choice between detention camp and jail, pick jail.
19. Rattlesnake venom gives nail polish a nice shine and is perfectly harmless...when dry
share20. Mirah Menkey can marry Igor....and can keep Elya's pig as v-edding present.
21. The duck may swim on the lake but Trout Walker's daddy owns the lake.
22. Nobody ever says no to Trout Walker.
23. ^Kissin' Kate believed she just did.
The duck may swim on the lake but my daddy owns the lake
24. Onions are really hot fudge sundaes.
25. No one messes with Caveman.
26. Being called Caveman is better than Barfbag.
27. Yellow-Spotted Lizards don't like the smell of Sam's onions.
28. Mary Lou the donkey probably looked good in a bikini.
29. Theodore's sorry.
30. They have microphones not microscopes.
31. Marion isn't supposed to be a boy's name.
32. Don't steal shoes.
33. Peaches and onions stop foot odor.
34. KB could be Kate Bartlett or that kid from Zig-Zag's classmate.
35. The warden is surrounded by cow turds.
36. Mr. Sir ain't on stupid pills.
37. Dr. Pandanski isn't a real doctor.
38. Magnet would have made it out if his pocket hadn't barked.
39. Armpit wasn't trying to be funny.
40. Magnet has a tiny *ah-hum*
41. Stanley cares about Hector Zaroni.
42. Zero doesn't like answering stupid questions.
43. The judge could send Stanley to jail and not lose one bit of sleep.
44. Mom will have the chicken tenders.
45. The old lady who lived in the shoe's home must of stunk.
46. The early mole digs the deepest hole.
47. Everything turns to callous.
48. Myra's head is as empty as a flower pot.
49. All life beings with water.
50. Linda married Trout for his money.
51. Y makes the yuh sound at the beginning of a word, not at the end.
52. Hector Zeroni is related to Stanley Yelnats through Madame Zeroni.
53. Smaller shovel = smaller hole
share54. some boys twitch before stealing cars
55. lipstick tube looks like shot gun shells
56. the dr is vain about his nose
57. Stanley Yelnats IV ain't no fan of Clyde Livingston.
58. That was some lame crap Caveman pulled
59. Zero is so stupid he doesn't even know he's stupid
60. Camp Green Lake ain't no girl scout camp
61. He made the warden dig, even on Christmas
62. Kate Barlow has been wishing she was dead for a long time
63. Stanley Yelnats III doesn't smell anything
64. Armpit doesn't know no fool named Theodore
65. The duck swims on the lake#
66. THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!!!
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73. Myra Minke's head is as empty as a flower pot.
74. Myra Minke is beautiful, but so is a flower pot
Haha, my favorite part
Smile, you're on camera
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75. The first hole is the hardest.
76. Stanley doesn’t like people reading over his shoulder.
77. It’s not a shotgun shell.
78. Its possible that the boys could have taken drink.
79. Dr. Pandinski already filled the bottles.
80. She’s got the whole placed wired.
81. You don’t even have to row.
82. The ancient Mesopotamians didn’t have shoves.
83. Armpit wasn’t trying to be funny.
84. He always gets drunk before a hangin.
85. Whole life begins with water.
86.Storms never make it passed the mountains.
87. Everybody wants sunflower seeds.
88. Punishment then reward.
89. Caveman didn’t say nothing,
90. There’s nothing wring with Mr. Sirs face.
91. Mr. Sir is an emotional person, like the rest of us.
92. Zero used to sleep in the tube next to the slide.
93. Dr. Pandinski saw what was going on.
94. Basically zero almost killed zigzag.
95. She still expects seven holes.
96. Zero was the ward of the state.
97. First holes the hardest.
98. Your not ganna see whats not there.
99. Better get up the mountain before dark.
100. Everyone was buggin out, “ The shoes are gone, the shoes are gone.”
LETS MAKE IT 200 THINGS WE LEARNED!!!
100-200. The family is cursed. They sure mentioned it enough times.
Never defend crap with 'It's just a movie'
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigGreenProds
101. It is somehow necessary to dig hundreds of holes to look for relics from the past, when the best place to start would actually be that upturned cart in the middle of the lake.
102. Dozens of coincidences are acceptable in movies if you call it 'destiny'.
Never defend crap with 'It's just a movie'
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigGreenProds
103. YOU GOT TO GOoooo DIG THEM HOLES.
104. I don't smell AnyThang!
105. What's Maryelo?
Wildcattin'...Wildcattin'. Pow! I'm gonna go.
106. Zero likes digging holes.
107. The mountain looks like God's thumb.
108. Pendanski ain't no doctor.
109. You should've seen Twitch behind the wheel of that Mustang convertible.
110. Mary Lou is over a hundred years old.