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what if santa was gay

posted 18 years ago by mniedekker
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if this santa falls from the roofe and the guy who takes on the role of the new santa what if hes gay, does he still have to marry a girl because thats what the card says.
Just something to think about.

[–] spider_freek 18 years ago

Sigh. What if you're gay, ever thought about that?

[–] highlander1592uk 18 years ago

Or, for that matter, a Mormon? (I'm thinking of the "..not valid in the state of Utah.." bit) I suppose if the new Santa was already married it would be okay?

[–] HelloMyNameIsMrBurns 8 years ago

what the *beep*

[–] wedley 18 years ago

If the Santa Clause changes him from being lactose intolerant to hating soy milk, I'm pretty sure it can re-stuff his stocking, if you get my drift.

[–] ktcola14 18 years ago

I thought he was just telling the girl he was lactose intolerent because he didn't like milk and didn't want to drink it....

[–] takiko-1 18 years ago

I also think the Santa Clause overrides things with tradition. Mrs. Clause is fairly traditional, because it would be pretty weird by modern times that a bachelor does all this work for little kids (the toys and all the work required to get the presents to them) and has no need for a wife.

[–] sammm1225 18 years ago

that might be the stupidest thing i ever heard of.

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[–] monkierench2000-1 18 years ago

Why if he was Jewish? Would he be a Jewish Santa?

[–] mniedekker 18 years ago

im asking this because the card sad a woman, so if he would marry a men there would be no mrs claus, so santa would loose all of his powers and christmas would be ruined

[–] DroogRETURNS 18 years ago

If santa was gay this would have happened.

Bernard: It means you have to marry a woman!

Santa: uhg guys....

Bernard: Hmmphf?

Santa: Im gay guys just to let you know....

Bernard:.........uhh ok....well aren't we fcked...Go get a straight man, to kill you, and henceforth, take your place...

[–] OliviaNeutron-Bomb 17 years ago

What if he was already married?

[–] norman-dostal 10 years ago

No. Last line is:
Bernard: that's fine. Let's get you a man.

[–] MsShayXPear 10 years ago

To the poster who said Santa is a non sexual being... I feel the need to point out that Mrs Claus is pregnant in the 3rd film XD

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[–] Chrysanthepop 17 years ago

If he was gay he wouldn't be giving gifts to children.

[–] moviefreak92 16 years ago

This post is gay.

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[–] norman-dostal 10 years ago

Why not, dumdum? Gays like kids. I'd even heard a rumor that hundreds of thousands of kids are being raised by gays right at this moment!

[–] Orphan7777 16 years ago

um, I'd like to think of Santa as a non-sexual being, thank you. Mrs. Claus is there for companionship and cookies... lol

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[–] romanticinsomniac 9 years ago

I'm so sick of the liberal homosexual agenda. *beep* you weirdos.

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[–] HelloMyNameIsMrBurns 8 years ago

Can't tell if sarcasm or not.