Things we've learned from Friday After Next...

1. Caroling, church-going old ladies have gang ties
2. A flashlight can be superior to a gun
3. An eatery can receive a Grade F notice and still remain open
4. Not all pimps are as tough as they appear
5. South Central only has 3 police officers
6. Don't ask what happened to the last security guards, you'll find out soon enough
7. When they say "taste so good, make you wanna slap yo Mama", remember to apply ACTING
8. Bobby Brown wears a Santa Claus outfit
9. Rent-a-cops get pussy too
10. T*tties can be rented
11. If 'Rolex' is spelled 'Rolx', it ain't real
12. Polygamy is legal in the U.S.
13. It's easy to confuse caroling, church-going old ladies with prostitutes
14. Remedial is another word for retarded
15. Some people can't picture Ol' Dirty Bastard in a Santa Claus suit
16. Don't never, ever, ever, EVER...ever, ever, EVER eat at Holy Moly Donut Shop.