I'm sure there's some favorite scenes (was there a thread like this *Can't find it*)
A couple of mine are:
~ Um..Mike Epps/Dayday dancing in front of Ice/Craig (the scene before the party). Don't know why it looks so goofy and funny ;p "Doo doo doo doop!"
~ The whole chase scene at the end
Top flight security of the world craig! Of the world.
shareHad to be when Cube walks in on Santa and asks him "What the Hell you doin in my kitchen eating a big ass sandwhich?!"
shareafter money mike store got jacked and he comes out and thank Craig and Day Day and he started talking about Donna. i love the line when he said "Don't be sorry hoe be careful".
i like when craig daddy slapped the hell out of his mother that was funny.
when day-day was dancing in front of his grandma and craig said ,"grandma remember me, it's your grandson craig." and she says "craig, who craig?"
share"TASTE SOOOO GOOD MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMA DON't IT WILLY?!!"
"YEEEEAAAH BOIIII" then he slaps his mama hilar
mine def has to be when they first get to work and day day is getting all into his job and he says to the old women "i know yall h@es tryin to use the lord to sell p@%ssy on this corner" and then it shows him running out of the booth with the whistle in his mouth blowing it like crazy and then when he gets robbed by santa and hes yelling at moley saying "if we wouldve had those flashlights that sh!t wouldnt have happened lmao. nice.
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sharethe one that got me was when elroy, willy, craig, day-day, and grandma in the kitchen of the diner and elroy and willy r arguing and they come out with
willy: ma dick is bigger than urs
elroy: it was cold that nite
The bit where there in their ribs store where willy and elroy are fighting and they say
Elroy-Willy, You,s been pussy whiped for years now.
Willy-No, I whip Pussy.
then willys wife slaps willy and the look on Day Days face got me laughing throw the hole movie
My other funnest bit was when Day Day and Craig are running away from all those guys who are firiends or family with Damons mom and Day Day and Craig are surposster be hiding and theirs Day Day standing write in the middle of the donut.
I also like the bit where Day Day thinks those old ladies are selling weed and then Craig runs up and says you cant talk to those old ass ladies like that.
Im Here and to stay !
I love the scene where the thief is opening up the christmas presents and is like "oooo dada i always wanted me some dada what size is this.......extra medium? oh well it will fit."
shareHands down! Hey momma... What the hell you want willy?!?! SMACK!!!!
share"Give me two glazed donuts and hold the flies!"
shareWhen Day-Day confronts the gospel singers: "Ni**a f(beep) you and yo whistle!"
Money Mike going off on the two shoplifters and that little giggle he does:
"Y'all messed up! Huh?! Gon' steal from a pimp?! mhmhmhmm"
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"Don't tell me to 'Be cool'. I AM COOL!"
Don't be sorry hoe be caaaaaaaaaaaaaaareful".
To this day, I can't apologize because it makes me think of that line.
Also I have always wanted to use that line but I know I would get my ass kicked.
I apologize for grammatical errors- a side effect of IMDbing on my iPhone.
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The comercia, when he slaps his momma, and right after the two thiefs are taken into the police car, when Day-Day is singin Bad Boys. Man that *beep* was hillarious.
"Enjoy yourself -- every day above ground is a good day."
My favorite scene was when they were doing security at the mall and Epps accused those old ladies of using the Lord's name in order to advertise themselves as prostitutes. I thought that was hysterical.
shareI always laugh my ass off at the part when Damon threatens Craig & Day Day: "Y'all look good in them tight Rent-A-Cop outfits. Merry Christmas Niggettes!"
share1. Jehri Curl guy introduces his three ladies.
2. Any scene with Miss Pearlie and her mustache..LOL.
3. Money Mike passing out in the bathroom.
4. Slap yo mama commercial.
5. Top flight security rants by Day Day.
6. Damon excited over Tupac.