It became GILLIGANS ISLAND for cryin out loud! candles?

ok day 1 he finds a "hut" ALREADY BUILT. HELLO!?!!?
Madonna's make up remains perfect and its been a month on the island.
but when i saw candles in the hut that just pissed me off.

oh and of course they find a bottle of moonshine so we can all watch the obligitory lets get drunk and be silly scene.

oh GOD DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT MADONNA FLEX HER SCULPTED BICEPS ONE MORE MINUTE!!!
STOP I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

ok its time for a music video segment so we all remember she really is glamorous and not comfortable being shown raw and maybe even taken serious.

oh good here come the end credits. ahhhh, movies.

Other than that, life's a bowl of Palmolive and I'm soaking in it.