Skip it
This amateur movie is a two-bit knock-off of a really funny film, Swept Away (1987). So don't waste time or money on this one -- watch Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell do it right.
share Funny. At least I hope you're trying to be funny.
Just in case:
Here's the original from which this was remade.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073817/
In any case you are right about it being *beep*