I'm eating my vomit


This is a movie go to to take your girlfriend and have sweet passionate sex. No one mind of course, because no one will be in the theatre. This is beyond the worst movie ever created in the history of the world. If anyone has suggestions for WORST movies then this, please post, because I'm so intrigued on how anything can be worse then this vomit-vultering creation of a movie.

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Obviously you didn't see the new Rollerball. My brother and I laughed through the whole movie. Thats the worst I ever saw...

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Rollerball is definetly not that bad of a movie. Ok, it's not directed very well, nor is the cinematography great, but the movie atleast makes a good attempt at explaining the natural wanton and disgusting desires of human society ever since The Roman Empire and up to today and into the future.

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The original Rollerball was a good movie but THE REMAKE BLEW CHUNKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks to you guys I won't be seeing this movie. No, actually thanks to the trailer. This thing sold me to the idea that this would be just like another Vertical Limit: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0190865, which I think is the second-worst movie ever, second to our-favorite-Scientologist John Travolta's movie Battlefield Earth: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0185183. But since I'll never see this movie, I guess I'll never know.

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Quote( zenslug
Thanks to you guys I won't be seeing this movie)

Man. your lucky you saw this board in time. i didnt. just saw this crapfest movie! ugghhh... Jana was a cutie, but besides that, Blechhhhhh.....

No, No! I'm not a vampire. I'm a driving instructor from Johannesburg!

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Epoch is by far the worst movie i have ever seen. It came from outerspace 2 is horrible to but Epoch is extrememly horrible.

The Matrix has you Neo

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While I _still_ haven't seen extreme ops (I'm about to), I've seen Iron Eagle III in theater, and even convinced a couple of friends to see it with me. I had won free tickets... Well, I never saw any other Iron Eagle movie after that, nor my friends :(
PS: I hear the IV is even worst...

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Well... Matrix Reloaded is twenty times worse than this... And that is because I had high expectations about it... I saw this one with no expectations at all... and was surprised... At least it is good to see a movie where the heroes are not americans... good to see germans, englishmen and canadians doing the hero stuff for a change...

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I don't think this movie was bad at all
I really enjoyed this film

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"Over the top" might be worse. It combined a child custody case and arm wrestling into one movie.

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You know what? I took your suggestion and sex with my girlfriend in my home while we watched this film. The sex was excellent and lasted longer than the film. In conclusion, the only good thing about this film was the blonde actress.

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laserblast. check it out.

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This movie is *beep* terrible. Devon Sawa hasnt been in a movie worth watching since Idle Hands. It shows, he is easily 20 pounds overweight in this pathetic excuse for a film.

PS ... Glitter is far worse, *beep* Mariah Carey.

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This movie doesn't get the recognition it deserves, and by recognition I mean pure, unadulterated hatred. When there is a discussion about the worst movie of all time, this one has to be mentioned more often. Did anyone see the previews for it? They made it look like an action movie. There was literally 10 minuts of "action" at the end, which consisted of stupid ski chases and ONE explosion which happened to be the climax of the film because thats when that terroist guy Slavo dies, but since there was so little interesting footage in the trailor, they showed it, completely giving away the ending. In fact, there was so little interesting footage that they had to just make *beep* up for trailor, including, if I recall corectly, a shot of a weapon being aimed at the empire state building. O, and the 80 minuts leading up to the end consisted of stupid horrible actors saying painfully things, acting like idiots, and desperatly trying to show emotion. I don't see how anyone could not hate this movie. Warning: there was a spoiler earlier in this paragraph. If you're reading this backwards and haven't seen the movie, stop now.

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To all of you who said you would now never watch this, i implore you: please do not miss out on this oppurtunity. You will be missing out on perhaps the greatest comedy of the 21st century. Again, PLEASE do not waste your life not watching this movie. I am still laughing about it.

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I loved the shiut out of this movie, Im gonna go and watch it right now, in fact i beat off to it constantly... oh yeah baby, the hottie extreme chick, i dunno her name, but does it really matter? oh sweet jerk off...


Note to Self... I miss you Terribly...

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