What is your favourite moment from this awesome show? Mine has to be:
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The Hypothermia Sweepstakes from the 1st series. Absolute hiliarity at it's very best!!
Matt
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Too many, but the whole Slosh scene from series 2 was comedy gold. :)
sharetheres so many good bits especially when navids on like the one when jacks trying to pack up smoking says to navid whatever i say do not give me any tobbacco
(jack )give us some tobbacco)
navid (what a sales a sale)
Two that I can think of.
When Jack and Victor sell the Lada to Tam in series two, and just when they do so, Mankie Frankie drops a fridge through it.
Also, when Navid is arguing with the nedette about the family size bag of Revells...
"Naw, you're right, that is a family size bag, whereas this is for you, a single parent family size bag, 86 pence". :)
There is too many! lol. Some I can remember tho
Tam: "Aye, There is money to be saved in a black-oot!"
Bobby: "No in here there's no. That's no a fiver, Thats a drawin of a fiver!"
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Navid: "No offense, but you two are old, decrepit, you'll be dead in 6months. Anyway, What you having?"
Jack: "2 Coffins ya cheeky bastard."
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Bobby: "Usual winston?"
Winston: "Aye usual winston ya maddy"
Bobby: "How you doin?"
Winston: "Shagged oot bobby, Shagged oot! It's no that, I've got my garden to do tomorrow. "Thats the problem, were do you find a garderner in Craiglang? Oh there used to one, Roy I think he was called. If it wisnae roy it was something similar"
Arthur: "Geez a pie will you bobby!"
Bobby: "Aye, Gimme a minute I'll stick wan in"
Winston: "Ahhhhhhhahah ya dirty clatty bastard!"
Yep slosh for me as well.
shareOne other classic moment was 'Gairden', when the residents open their rooftop garden and the ned throws Winston's walking stick over the edge and their dog follows it. :)
shareFor a long time, the hypothermia sweepstakes. I never thought they could top that, until this week;
"Back aff ya spooky bitch!"
Unbeatable.
"No one's said I was charming before - they've said; 'Rimmer, you're a total git.'" - Red Dwarf
In the first ep of season 2 when Winston is about to get on the bus and is shouting abuse at the 2 neds with the dog and the bus drives off XD!
shareNaveed - A didny sack her a let her go
Victor - Sacked, let go. Sh-te, jobby.
F'ckin hilarious!
Episode 1 Series 1 - "for I am a bogus gasman........". A classic scene!!
sharePot of Pish!!!
shareThe entire last episode of season four...
- Stevie the bookie returns to Craiglang masquerading as his twin (baldy bastard) brother, after doing a runner with the 35 grand he owed Winston when his accumulator came in.
- Winston of course spots him straight away and htches a plot to catch him out.
The whole episode is genius... especially the twist at the end where Winston has lost, then won back all of his money, only to mime kicking Stevie in the bollocks, at which point his false leg (containing all his cash) goes straight through the window and falls to the ground 20 odd floors below... absolute genius...
Best line is from the 'showdown' scene in the toilet at the bookies... Winston has confronted Stevie, who has owned up to everything he's accused of before mocking Winston for having no witnesses to his confession...
...cubicle door unlocks to reveal Tam, who has been in there the whole time and heard everything. "Morning Stevie! That's you oot ay bog roll then!"
"Go on Stanley, stick one in Jayne Russell & win a goldfish"
Finbarr whatever you, for gawds sake don't become a stand-up comedian.
sharePritty much the whole episode "Hatch" where Jack and Victor get a door between their flat. The scene where they are buying curtains and Bobby comes in always makes me laugh.
Bobby - "I think its great you two guys have come out",
Puzzeld Jack - "It's great to be......out"
Also the live show is really good.
Ser1 Ep 6, Scones.
"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your sh*ter."
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Happy new year ya bunch a sheep shaggers!
Absolutely brilliant lmao
lmao u can usually see things comin in still game but that was something i didn't expect...Navid and Isa lmao
"I'll get the mop..."
"Aye...the mop..."
lmao
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"Oh I'm Sorry, Did I Break Your Concentration?"
After Winston has been savaged by the devil dug in s2, he is in the clansman telling the tale of his fight with the dug and he say "I didnee got thursty but..I must of dranks a pint of its slabbers" cracks me up every time.
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when izas got gossip overload & Navid puts the brown paper bag on her head
or WHO STOLE MY BUNTON!!
cant beat it
The first episode of series 5, when Winston finally gets his money from Stevie the bookie, then John McRirick talks to him thru the TV. Best Winston moment ever.
sharewallop, huge cock and balls
here comes batman and robyn.....as long as you're cat woman ya pussy
deserving of a watch
that was john loggi baird on the phone....he says yer an *beep*
so many...favorite show ever even above the office.
"I've gotta boat" -cracks me up every time (about 12 times so far). High society has to be the best piece of comedy writing ever.
shareVictor stumbling with the pot of pish and throwing it all over Jack - Jack's face is priceless and I couldn't stop laughing for ages!! Also when Isa brought out the vibrator while looking at Richard Whitely in a womans gossip magazine...and when Jack and Victor took the anti-depressants and were wired!!
shareBoab The Fly loves the Winston getting hus bookies money above so many great moments. Then McCririck talking to hum from the telly.
And when Victor won't put the electric fire on when Jack calls roond.But he puts the light of the fire on to "exude the warmth."
Also love barman Boabby- always ken how funny the moments wi hum are.
Navid's funny too, especially the selling the tobacco to Jack even after Jack hus said not too. "What? A sale's a sale right?"
So many great episodes.
While the chief puts sunshine on Leith I'll thank him for his work & your birth & my birth
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