" GET EM "
" Study High, Take the test high, Get high scores!"
" let me just grap a titty, she wouldnt even know it was me!"
" Got Blunt?--> Got Weed? "
" Stroke, smoke, stroke, smoke...."
" I'm watching u, like a hawk, like a HAWK! --> Somebody needs a hug!"
" How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches"
" That *beep* on you lip got some hit on its lip"
" That m********r messed up my s**t!"
"popcorn playa!"
"end-table a**, hella back!"
"see I'm lookin for the ecstasy, I'm lookin for the pot, oh yeah, I'm lookin for those shrooms" ---> "s*** we lookin for that s*** too!"
"Bitch is fine aint she?"
share"The name is Jamal, and I'll *beep* your crew up! Who are they?! Who are they go*damnit?!"
"I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost!"
"By us, *beep* you!"
"I know you don't expect me to sell no peanuts out this bitch!"
"It's the skidmark of Buddha!"
And of course the classic....
"If it had not been for the Lord, I wouldn't have notta had a na nutha bitch come into my life." (It's pretty impossible to spell, so just bear with me, okay?)
"Joe's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good like saltwater taffy or a Chunky."
how did i fail woman studies, I love B****es!
"In my pants!"-David Letterman
Skid mark of buddha<3
FUNNIEST *beep* EVER:DD
"i'm bout to knock this bart character the *beep* out"
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Crackhead- I'm starting to recognize things.
Silas- That's because you comin' down off a 3 month crack binge. It's called reality son.
Silas: What Jamal, you don't want that, dem girls only know 3 words: Stop, No and Don't.
Jamal: Nuh uh ma brother, you got dem words backwards, they always tell me "Noo, Don't stopp", s'cuse me *Licks finger as walking off*
Silas: Playa Playyyaaaaa
AND
The whole scene when they go:
Jamal: Oh *beep* we got a BLACK man as a teacher
Silas: Now see thas wha i'm talkin bout, wsuu bruhhh HOLLA!
When Gerald, the security guard kid, hits the Liberty Bong and just groans "Ohhh....yeahhhhh" like he's almost in pain
shareANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIE! CRAZY HO!
I know you don't expect to sell no peanuts out this bitch
Hard. Lovell House. Second Floor. RIGHT ON THE COUCH!
When I first met him he wrote on a piece of paper "I need money" I was like *beep* ME TOO!
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1. D*ck drives this car, not p*ssy!
2. I got two inches of hard d*ck.
3. Don't be scurred it's only p*ssy.
4. Never thought I'd see your two ghetto @$$es in here studying
5. I can't smoke a finger!!
6. I saw those guy's pictures... they look like mugshots
7. Join us at Reparations Tech where classes range (from) hatred for the the white devil (to) advanced hatred for the white devil (and) volleyball. NEXT!
8. Taking a vow of celibacy (NEXT) Frees the mind (NEXT!) and the spirit (NEXT!!!!!)
9. My bad bro, we got off on the wrong foot
10. A white man teaching black history, that's some bullsh*t!
Life is short and black and white just like little penguins