Apparently NOT the longest running tv show in the world.
I just found out that even though one comment was true, which was that this was the longest running program in British history with the same presenter, it is in fact untrue that this is the longest running program in the world... Which is taken by this pile of proverbial: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044265/
...I feel cheated.
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."