This is a kid movie?!


"Somebody's gonna have fun tonight", "It'll make your testicles fall off", "We all have urges", "We're having a very intimate non-gay moment", and boob grabbing all in a kid movie?" Who came up with all these sex references in a movie like this? I think I could've easily passed as PG-13 even though it would've WAY more unpopular.

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Did you see the Nickelodeon version? Cuz if you did, look at Jessie's mouth movements when she says that, it looks kinda funny.

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In the DVD version, she says testicles. It is also worth noting on the cover of the DVD it says "An action comedy for the entire family" and "Film Advisory Board, Inc Award of Excellence" winner. Nice for talk of farts, testicles and such.

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don't forget "you pansy-ass retards are dead"

my favorite.

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I saw the Nickelodeon version too...but I knew about all that other stuff anyway.

Another one:"I just me this American girl and she was Un Un Un!" "An epileptic?"
I'm not sure this really counts, but:"Come on, people, throw me a frickin' bone here! I have a son. I shall call him...Mini-Roo."

The Austin Powers movies are awesome! Plus that joke wuz really random.

This has nothing to do with Kangaroo Jack being a kid movie, but "Amorphous:... as in:'When Joey Clams got whacked, his head was amorphous.'" I just like that line!

"Dr. Evil will not tolerate failure. When Dr. Evil sees failure, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...PEOPLE DIE! I'm surrounded by frickin' idiots!"
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you know what makes no sense to me:

kids see violent crap every day of the week and they also do violent crap. Elementary kids cuss more, 2nd grade kids play T rated games and by middle school, M games like Grand Theft Auto and I know some of my peers who had seen Terminator when they were like 8.

Why this film was shunned as "too violent" is beyond me. It is complete BS how they rate it. You'd think this is like kiddy stuff and just thee perfect violent-kid movie, but evidently, we have offended parents.

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Who said that?
Was it Frankie?

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In the end on the boat scene you can totally see Jessie's nipples through her shirt.

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yeah, how the hell this got away with a PG rating I have no idea. it should have been PG-13 and it's unbelievable that it wasn't.

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I remember this movie came out when I was 8 and my mom took me and my friend to see it after seeing the trailers. I remember after it was over she said she really regret taking us to see it because of all the sexual jokes and violence. I remember me and my friend thinking it was funny, but being disappointed it wasn't really about a talking kangaroo like the trailers made it look like.

I just went back and watched it on Netflix and not only do I agree it should have been PG-13, but I had no idea just how awful this movie actually was! I feel bad for making my mom sit through it 

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I remember me and my friend thinking it was funny, but being disappointed it wasn't really about a talking kangaroo like the trailers made it look like.


I know, it's false advertising, really. The entire trailer was made up from footage of the animated dream sequence. How is that an accurate portrayal of the film? It's deliberate misrepresentation. I'm surprised they are allowed to do that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAIJ3Rh5Qxs

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It was originally going to be an R Rated action film in the vein of Con Air starring Chris Farley & Nicolas Cage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7HuQy35XtQ

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Forget those brief passby innuendos. The entire plot is about two guys who are paying for their own executions.

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